Mike

Deffo coming home, it like.

Howay Macedonia.

Fuck's sake. Are we in the coma?

Seriously, we haven't got a single Toon fan waking up from a coma anywhere? We can't shove a camera in the face of anyone and tell them Joelinton is world class and Joselu is at Real Madrid?

It's a shame Reyna will never play again.

At least as well as England, I reckon.

We are fucking everywhere. Why isn't Sean Astin getting the job>

Attendance is so poor even Canada didn't show up.

"Bacon, syrup, Rick Moranis, eh" iirc...

Oh no, my stream died.

Was hoping it'd go straight to pens.

My lack of a vocabulary aside. I promise it's the punctuation that put sweat on his pillow.

Oh shit I didn't even think of that. Damn, I stole his Saturday.

You can tell that Joe getting called up and scoring a goal is a major event, because @Rich has managed to resist the urge to remove the punctuation from the thread title. I know he stares at it, though.

Get it translated @AyeDubbleYoo.

Head out there, score a goal, maybe tap up Rodrygo. Good ol Joelinton.

That's me lockscreen sorted.

Would love to hoy a cheeky tenner on a red card.

Oh aye this is an absolute shitfest, but we're apparently Joelinton's dad.

That music has me fucking buckled. I can't get over it.

@Flip Why does your sports channel play "You just won a car!" 1975 game show music after goals. Has this always been happening?

Joelinton scored for Brazil and Joselu scored for Spain. Nothing pre takeover makes sense.

The fuck is this music @Flip