Mike

You only get far in life if you live completely devoid if self awareness. This fucking guy.

Cowards.

@ManDoon You aiight man?

God I hate him so much.

NBC gave this fucking waster MOTM.

Absolute fucking player. Could have had 5.

I want us to win because that grifting sweaty cocksucker is gonna take all the credit later and it'll be amazing footage.

Graeme Jones, but in the Rafa song.

Boom!

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yeah will be unbearable I cannot wait. I cannot fucking wait.

Fantastic thing. Staying up is everything. (Assuming they all eventually fuck off)

Postgame is going to be the most desperate shit you've ever seen.

Loving this.

This actually occasionally looks like football. I'm sure it's a coincidence.

Was anyone surprised?

He's gonna try.

This team would be so much better with even a half decent manager. The state of the three Steve's there. Just looking on gormlessly Oh god this has the potential to be fucking hilarious.

Can't wait for Jones getting praise to rattle Bruce.

Three consecutive passes and a shot on target.

Cracking like this in empty stadiums. Pardew was a tough fucker, in retrospect.

Installing shit just to see his Boris Yeltzin ass face talking shite.