Mike

That's us out. Get in.

Fuck off Canada.

If we get Qatar I swear to god.

Aaron Judge is a craic apocalypse.

Fuck's sake I've got work in 10 minutes Rio you ducklip cunt.

How are Qatar pot three I've never seen them win a game.

We're gonna get the keebler elves and Fraggle rock and finsh third.

Australia. Ohh the fix is incredibly in.

Have you seen the ticket prices? I nearly threw my phone.

I gotta clock in soon this was some casual morning shit I started.

Isn't having to repeatedly explain it an indication of how shit it is?

I'm kinda going insane This is so unlikable.

Fuck your athletes, Mexico.

Fuck the Yankees.

Didn't this start two fucking hours ago?

MORE SKITS LADS I'M FUCKING HYPED.

Rio reading the moment and taking a stand in front of power. Fair play. Words matter. It's not a war soccer it's a genocide football.

Love that there are no famous canadiens for the skit.

I'm a Drury away from the end.

CAN I PLEASE DIE WHY DO I BREATHE

Scenes when Rio isn't the biggest cunt in a building.

Who is this plastic lass that moves like she's in the Keaton Batsuit.

Bullshit I'm not in Hell.

Wait aren't teams still playing to qualify for this shit show how are we having a draw?

Ok doing Lost One's while Wyclef is in the seats is objectively funny.