Mike

Spin our wheels and gambled on fitness. If we win I have no idea what we gain but another season that ends without Europe and I'm terrified of what we'll lose.

Always fucking hated Big Ben.

Bit nostalgic furiously watching the window slide shut.

USAISAUSAUSA

Gonna go mental if I see this Jedward advert one more time.

Seems so. Covid officially over if there's lads with dildos on deadline day.

It's a start.

Broke his shoulder I heard?

We don't even get Natalie and mentalists at the grounds to soften the blow.

Signed according to SSN.

Feels good to have a new reason to despise Palace.

Redknapp looks like he's been openly weeping off camera.

Chelsea are literally what we were fearmongered to be post takeover.

Have known since at least January what we needed and to be sat here on deadline day with the same needs is simply unacceptable.

Would love to keep the hammering Tottenham thing going but I'm nervy as fuck.

Something definitely stinks.

Not to be doom and gloom but this has been a joke of a window.

Singing that song after that game is maniac shit.

Fuck Tonali is class.

Face of a man that knows he's coming back to a phone with loooooooong text messages.

Could get him for fucking nowt as well.

I see now that I'm handling the transfer window much better than I thought. Baldwards in the Liquid.

Time to sign Gio Reyna.