Mike

Gonna get me some apple stock before full time fuck this working shit.

Don't miss no more god damn halfs if this is who we are when you don't watch.

We're like Bolton without Okocha.

45 minutes away from not having to watch us for 2 weeks.

We are fucking awful to watch.

HARVEY WORLD MOTHERFUCKING CLASS BARNES

He'll find his form and his groin unfortunately. Cunt.

Sell the fecking lot.

Tuchel you blind cunt.

World Class.

We're better positioned to qualify and that's cool but it's absolute shit, this.

I take it back.

@HaydnNUFC incredible OP man fucking hell.

Trillion dollars of investment into something that sounds like me lying my way through a middle school book report.

Looking forward to the season where we get Brighton, Bournemouth and West Ham in like a week.

Not to be a massive virgin or anything but the headbands clearly have debuffs applied.

That was baaaaaaaad. That was bad from jump.

I love Eddie but these are Pardew subs.

Wolte sub is the only harsh one iyam.

Great ball from Murph.

Been begging them to do that.

Fucking hell Nick Pope.

Been shit since the goal tbh.

You dumb English cunts really aren't taking him to the World Cup?