Mike

I genuinely forgot he existed so fair play to the Sao Paulo scout. @Flip I'm assuming.

The Scouse accent really is something else.

Fucking hate his little prepared snippets. Desperate to make compilations the starfucker.

All the Brazilian lasses you can eat as a reward for his level of play is wild.

"A chasm unreduced, indeed a chasm enlargened." Fuck my ears.

Maguire back on.

Very briefly.

How he played a blinder and how the Geordies are shit lol etc etc.

Between their jamminess and his devilish luck they'll win the treble.

Felt bad for Man U but remembered all the Ashworth tweets I read after the window shut.

Fume from the stands

Honestly would have to put football on ice if they'd finished that.

This is DISRESPECTFUL.

Chiesa on the bench?

Fucking HELL.

Fair play making the sub but who the feck is that.

A Vontae.

Spuds making shit shit decisions.

Johnson has been killing us.

Isak is dead on his feet.

Howay Burn.

I genuinely no lie could hear Ando screaming.

Not at all far off a hat trick today

Fab ball from Joe. Fucking hell yeah.