Mike

Swear there's been a red in every game

Grass

Felt like the 114 charges quietly went away about a year ago.

He's been banned lads, enjoy the highlights and curse when the rat shows his face.

In Elanga's defence he's been fucking dreadful.

Feel like you could just watch the last 15 minutes of these matches and see everything.

I am still very much on the sign Tapsoba train.

AFCON never dropped the totty cam. This is football.

None of you colonizing cunts watching this then?

Fuck I hate the transfer window.

Can't think of a single City game I've enjoyed.

Fuck off.

Deffo Dillons.

What have I got to do with this?

Surely we're active next month, aye?

Need the "Here we go" tweet.

Shit I forgot he existed.

Find it hard to have an ounce of sympathy for him after the way he went about getting his dream move.

Fuming if they get two bailouts in two years.

Hear Isak's knee exploded? Has my elf on the shelf really missed my innumerable wanks and given me my most prized gift?

The first....12 hours after a match are not the place to find opinions people will be willing to stand by after a day or two.

We will continue to be on the wrong side of 50/50 shit as long as we don't bitch about it. It's unseemly but this is the league we are in.

Fuck that, call her a daft cow, Eddie.