Mike

God, Isak shite and the downfall of Carragher.

Hopefully we don't play any Serie A teams this year because we're gonna get our shit pushed all the way in now, like.

None of this would be happening if Ashley had signed Salah 10 years ago, he'd be happily delivering food on a bike without a care in the world.

Also LeBron is in LA

Surely not alone, not in Liverpool.

Not you trying to comment on matters of taste.

Keeps him in a job. Good news. Those dropped points are a pain in my ass.

Still salty the Hotstepper Woltemade remix only I liked didn't take off.

Who would you take from that wolves squad.

Feels good being a small club.

Unsaveable pen that never should have been.

Massive Liverpool fan is wor Deuce.

Did they fuck. Never would have gone in if we'd trained it.

Brilliant goal.

Might actually go outside ffs.

Does anyone think our abattoir is good?

Surely thats not a goal? Why are the rules so arbitrary.

Might be able to snag Minteh on a relegation bargain.

Get in Cal.

I'm already mad about it.

Salah walking alone, then?