Mike

Feel like Joe has taken an immediate dislike to the kid in the socks.

Figure I'll clock into work on Monday as soon as ET ends.

Can't wait for a player from the big six to do what Schar did while Pawson watches with admiration.

Have we ever been relaxing?

Will be watching from the floor soon.

Waheeeeeey you silken hair diving faking fucking cunt.

Bruno taking the armband seriously, match like this last year he'd be a genuine concern for another red.

Richard Masters walking into the appeal

Lockscreen sorted.

Which feeds my "This is intentional" theory. There's no way it is naturally this bad.

Diaz should be in prison for fraud.

Forget he was a forward most of his life.

There was zero expectation of success there. xG on that was 0.00 and it was a sitter.

Reminder that the worst referees at Euro were by far your lot. Need a rapture.

Halftime confession: I cannot BELIEVE Joe got that in the net.

I mean, it's deliberately bad. It has to be.

Longstaff feeding him grass after the red is going to take some beating for my moment of the season.

Absolutely fucking fuming, like.

Hope Burn used his head to wipe the walls.

Hope Pawson steps on a lego on his way to the bathroom and tears his meniscus.

Heard Pawson eats shit.

Reluctant yellow from the dog fellatist.

Fucking love Joe, me.

Schar did more to Gordon that time.

Fuck yeah Longstaff break his neck.