Mike

Gutted for Steve Bruce, tbh.

Image rehab has worked wonders. I used to spit blood whenever I saw your face or heard your voice. Fair play, King.

Just needs some boot cut jeans and the familiarity will be complete.

Ignoring the inevitable loss to Steve Bruce's Jamaica in the Gold Cup. That's what ends up breaking me, lads.

*Patiently waiting to change the title to Captain Beef Patties.*

You did the right thing.

Harsh to ask Dan to step aside from this bit of the discussion but aye, none of them are ugly either.

Starting to think the head of our centerback scouting is a lass.

Aye get his hair dyed.

Scenes if that's Hull's first choice keeper.

Need this in a commemorative plate asap.

He's also massively underrated imo.

tbf to @Alan Pardew didn't it work literally one time?

61 likes is generational trauma.

Did he have an attitude or a dream? He looked like he could mature into a solid forward but he spurned us and we signed the Henry regen. If he had potential before, he's got it still. Plus the price should be way lower that whatever it was.

Counterpoint: Sign Vini.

Think I've seen one of us in the wild one time aside from the night in NJ. I'd deffo overreact. Don't have a single problem hollering the blaydon races at a stranger.

Criminal for this not to be the radio call.

Imagine being too much of a bellend for Arsenal.

If he isn't I'll have that.

You've gone too far, cunt.

@Sempiternal

Could mad libs a lot of that and it'd apply to us.