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Are you watching Mr Ashley?? JFK?? Get it sorted! Get your f***ing chequebook out, use your cash at the club instead of the casinos, and stop telling us lies JFK! The past week have been an utter indictment on the severe weaknesses in our squad. But don't worry, Kinnear is getting a new contract.

don't forget to respect the referrees now, these referrees deserve our respect

Have a look at the photo albums...some of the photos just make you cringe It's not. Search for Andy Carroll. The first one is him. The one with him in the England shirt is not him. The one with him looking like he's brushing something off his shoulder is him. Even on the with him in the England shirt, if you look at his photo albums then how has he got those photos if it isn't him!

We could certainly do with someone running at them, rather than duff running a little bit, then passing it all the way back. Would love to see Lualua as well...can still think back to what t'other Lualua used to be like during the Robson era when he used to come on for the last ten minutes or so and run like a heedless chicken. It would make me forget about JFK getting offered a new contract if he came on and did the same

it was the one, i just didn't post it properly... i love the fact he is a member of "who would like to twat cristiano ronaldo" It's not. Search for Andy Carroll. The first one is him.

not sure if this really is carroll or not... http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=801935530&banter_id=1623450032&show_all#/profile.php?id=777133356&v=info&viewas=1623450032

do you think the likes of given, butt, harper and taylor will be wanting to get 3 points for their new manager dennis wise/gus poyet/some other cockney muppet?

Ashley and his muppets have made a mug out of us, I won't be letting them do that

In the melee of today's events, I'm unsure if this has already been posted. If not, Mr Oliver feels Keegan won't leave Newcastle... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/09/02/toon-boss-future-in-doubt-after-meeting-72703-21657777/

Bring back Killer Kilkline more like

i don't think i can believe that the problems we're having are down do the team selection, tactics and team talks (excuse the alliteration...), it's down to the players and once again they show they neither care nor at least pretend to care when it comes to actually being on the pitch. If there's one little bit of light at the end of the tunnel that is relegation, it's that every single player who cares more about their wage packets than the crest that's on their shirt will be long gone...for me that's arguably the most evident thing from the first half. ...That, and that Joey Barton wouldn't know how to be creative even if it was stubbed out onto his eyeball on the end of a cigar...

in all honesty, taking barton off and not putting anyone in his place would be an improvement...we'd be playing with ten men for definite instead of pretending we're playing with 11

I went to school with the lad last year. He's a really bright lad, which is always nice in a footballer. Tends to keep himself to himself as well. In terms of his playing, he really is tall, and I've seen him play a couple of times, too, and have to say he's not bad at all. Would like to think him and Krul would replace Shay and Harps in the next 5-10 years.

I've actually got an idea, how about we try and sign a couple of the salsa musicians up? Come on, they're obviously talented, Nobby is bound to have a game of footy now and again with them, salsa dancing requires good movement, composure and control... Are you going to tell me they would be any worse (and any more expensive) than the likes of Duff, Shola, Carr, Bramble, Babayaro... Howay Shepherd, think of the money you would save with pre-match and half-time entertainment!

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chroniclelive/eveningchronicle/tm_headline=solano-s-tune-army&method=full&objectid=18076147&siteid=50081-name_page.html there's a video of wor Nobby in action near the top of the page for anybody who's interested

He's also playing on the 2nd and the 3rd of December at the gallery space at the gate...according to the chron a few days ago

Hi, I'd be over the moon if you could do: Cowell 14 Cheers!