Willow

Rise up Newcastle United, it's time to get back in the game

I'm so fucking hyped man, it's like being a teenager again with all these crazy links..... except we basically have a blank cheque book The table situation puts a dampener on things but I have faith

0:28 for the meg

This remains one of my all-time favourite football pictures Loved Colo, had his name on my shirt and was an absolute beast in his prime

Linked with Real Madrid, Chelsea, Ajax, Bayern Munich, Juventus, PSG, Dortmund and Inter in my head

Need that Rashford meg posted here stat

Joelinton MOTM

Percentage of heart failures up 4000% in the Newcastle upon Tyne area tonight, according to reports

17 more minutes just added for a laugh

So unlucky, 2 great shots

Shearer grab a shirt man

Played Fraser, good sub

Time for a sub please

Undeserved but predicted

Motm so far is Joelinton imo

Just spat my drink out when Rashford did that Got a wet leg now ffs, thanks Marcus

Get in, love that hounding down

Right, 54 minutes gone, get it to Joelinton to shield it by the corner flag

This commentary team is fucking wank

Fuck it, shit happens, keep on supplying and he'll get the chance to erase that moment

It's like night and day, he's been fully activated and Eddie seems to have put the right cheat code in He's just everywhere on the pitch, just crazy stamina As we all agree, deserves himself a goal or 5

Going to be stressful as fuck

that was a real day brightener Joey

The way he went down was bad, fingers fully crossed

Can't argue with anything we've done so far, we've been on point and deservedly ahead