Willow

The fucking pressure of taking this man, jeeez

Surely?

Meat's back on the menu Grant

Amanda's been kicking the shit out of Clark since he entered the dressing room

Pump them all full of steroids at HT, fuck the rules

Jesus, this is torture, think we would have been leading if it weren't for cunty Clark 45 more fucking minutes man

Positive by Joe

I haven't exhaled for like 20 minutes

Phew

Lewis and Fernandez doing well

Bruce's probably laughing into his kebab and blue Wkd right now, picking his warped nostril and flicking it at the TV

I'm stress eating Hobnobs now ffs

I'll be fucking dumbfounded if we win this, it's just made everything so much tougher. Nail in the coffin if Clarks career here, not that he had much left.

Speechless

Disgrace

Crowd's well up for it, my stomachs turning like!

Eddie Howe's black and white army

can everyone empty their bowels asap please, we've got a match to watch

FML

Newcastle United have not lost a league fixture at home to Norwich City since 1988, winning seven and drawing two of the subsequent nine games.

So annoying how we used to be so good defensively with Rafa man, then Bruce pissed it all up the wall, probably literally

Going to be so stressful, ugh, although if we manage to win the feeling of just that will be immense! So typical of Newcastle to become the richest club around only for us to be on the cusp of being cut adrift and relegated. So damn frustrating. In previous years when we've been really up against it towards the end of the season, we've managed to pull together and string good results. Just hope to god we have that fight deep inside somewhere. I'm going with a 2-1 win. Fraser and ASM scoring.

Were never going to win today, just forget today and focus on the next. Trying to think positively but it's looking pretty grim like! Cheers Bruce and Ashley, really solid work you did here.

Misinformation is a helluva drug! the fella, you may need to stop doing 'your own research' and listen to actual real scientists/experts. Anyhoo, let's not go down this path in this thread.