Vinny Green Balls

This guys has the loyalty of a soldier of fortune.  Does this prick want some loyalty trophy for showing loyalty after only being paid 150,000 pounds a week?  Shit, I must be 1500 times more loyal, as my loyalty threshold runs at 100 pounds a week.

http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/name-of-the-rose-ron-pearlman.jpg  Tevez backs down in frustration.

It's all soundbitastic so far.  Pardew by all appearances would make a good politician.  Say the right things to placate and distract the rabble. 

On the bright side, if the guy jerks off a tiger, then maybe it will shame Messi into drinking his own piss. 

let this be a lesson to everyone don't doubt super kev

now anyone want to make a similar wager on shola

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If I ever see Shola break into a sprint I'll turn my spunk into a yoghurt and drink it like it's a really fucking nice yoghurt.

 

You probably do that anyway.

and rightly so.

http://gadgetsteria.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gangsta-r-kelly-shower-head-300x300.jpg

just an idea for the future.  The Messi Trophy of Achievement.

In the long and storied history of great threads, this may well be the greatest thread in the Universe.

think of Russian Roulette, but replace your head with your dick, and a revolver with a fan that has a fussy motor.  Must be why I support this club.  Zip...I still hope for a player like Gervinho.

As a former putting-my-dick-in-a-fan enthusiast and grizzled veteran, I do see some striking similarities.

We wouldn't be able to afford Gervinho.

This is true.  Expecting Ashley to fork over the cash for a player of his ilk is like putting your dick in a fan and hoping for the best.

But, but, it was just Newcastle fans who didn't like it! They're too demanding!

 

Not so sure I agree with him on Mark Hughes' teams like.

It's all context.  A swarm of 5-year olds running after a ball is much more interesting to watch than BSA's 19th century tactics (with a modern tit job).

Very happy to see Holden in consideration of a few.  And he is not even playing in his best position.  He is the best crosser of the ball that the U.S. has produced, with the possible exception of Eddie Lewis in his prime.  And with both feet.  That said, I think he would be a sub at best. 

A few for me are still up for grabs for the midpoint best team, but I would definitely have Carroll, Nasri and Bale in it.  And given who Barton is playing with, I would likely throw him in there.  At times, he has looked like he would win the game single-handedly. 

let's buy Gervinho.  Everyone will be happy then.

The blatantly obvious analysis by John Harkes.  "This is the knockout stage, so they must score more goals if they want to continue."

Must really irk Wynalda, who is a decent commentator, that Harkes first bangs his wife, then keeps his job with sterile, unincisive, and often idiotic analysis.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2009/1/9/1231495145053/Lee-Bowyer-001.jpg Jonathan Banks  ---> Beverly Hills Cop villain

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsB/913-875.gif Lee Bowyer  ----> Insufferable douchebag whose only positive contribution was popping Dyer.

FSA represents everything that is odious in the footballing world.  This may sound idealistic, but I actually watch the game to be entertained.  His anti-football is an entertainment black-hole, sucking any enjoyment into its event horizon, never to be seen again.  So from that perspective, it pleases me that he got sacked.  Not to mention that this arrogant douchebag looks like a hybrid of Cory Haim and that flying monster from The Neverending Story. 

That said, their reasons for sacking him were shit.

The players can't be faulted for this mess, but they could've well hid, and concentrated more on getting moves away from this poison cloud.  One game only, but it appears that they are not going to allow 2008-09 to happen again, despite Ashley's best efforts.  Agreed that this is the most likable squad we've had in awhile. 

Gotta love Barton for his contradictions.  Seems an incisive, yet humble guy in his interviews, but we all know that he is a lit powder keg, ready to do something completely insane at any time...like a Hun in a Roman bath.

Donovan's best position is behind the striker.  He's an outstanding passer of the ball with very good vision, and obviously a lot of pace (amazing that a fair few Earthquakes fans used to bitch that he wasn't fast enough).  He's also a great finisher, but lacks a killer instinct.  Would likely pass the ball if he had an open net.  He's an average dribbler, who won't beat you with skill but with pace.  The weakness that would be brutally exposed in Newcastle, however, is his horribly fragile personality.  He claims that he has changed, but I highly doubt it.  The feeling at the club has to be perfect for him, or he disappears into mediocrity, which is what I think would happen here. 

Seen this all before with the Earthquakes, the Galaxatives, and the U.S.  Could have been an incredible player, but doesn't have the nuts for it.

Donovan doing his obsessive compulsive sign of the cross 1500 times before every penalty he takes.  Just irritates the piss out of me.

i suppose it's better than chat roulette.

I'm the best supporter.  Until the 90's, I had no connection to the city.  I live in a relatively footballing-unfriendly country.  And I chose to support a perennially under-achieving club who gets off on shafting its supporters, while every other asshole in the States chose Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal and ManUre, and now Spurs.

So argue amongst yourselves over the also-ran trophy.

I have followed Holden since I first saw him score a wonder goal 2 minutes after he came on as a sub for the Dynamo 4 years ago or so.  He is the best all-round player the U.S. has ever produced.  The holding role he plays for Bolton is not his best position.  He was fantastic on either wing for the Dynamo, as he can cross well with both feet.  A good versatile player you can throw anywhere in the midfield.   

Probably not realistic now, mind you.

the team i meant ,  yeah lived through westwood times and at that friendly. We all i think share one passion which is our beloved club. I dont mind any protest , remember sos when we stood up but just worry that the negativity can cause damage on pitch , like last time we went down. To be fair pricedoutoftoon thought support was very good yesterday. We can be over critical at time do you not agree

 

 

I would agree that some fans get on players backs too sharpish like.

Welcome to nearly every sports club on the planet. 

I'd love Donovan here, but he gets jaded very easily.  I've seen this from him ever since he joined the Earthquakes back in 2001.  This club does not strike me as a place that would give him the stability that he needs.  And he sorely lacks the toughness to adapt to any old environment.

The good old salad days...when men were men, who took it up the poop chute without a word of complaint.  A proud stock of miners getting mined themselves.