Vinny Green Balls

Or his confidence is ironclad that we won't win.

Don't even gives us that shred of hope, man. As we've discovered with herpes, Pardew can't be cured until the host is dead.

Snake oil salesman par excellence

This fucker casts a pall on every club he manages to infect.

This thread is pure AIDS, straight from the nutsack of a French Canadian flight attendant.

Praying that AVB just asked him what the frequency was.

the room from a different vantage point http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q117/mannitoujr/ZedAndTheGimp.jpg

reminds me of 'all your base are belong to us'.

Once again, the stability that the few here are talking about doesn't go beyond the surface at all. Keeping a steaming pile of dogshit for awhile does not equate to stability. How close does the fucking iceberg need to be?

fucking pardonic plague continues then depressing

It's counterproductive to blame the battered spouses.

I swear, the apologists on here are a little like battered wives coming up with excuses why their husbands beat them.

It's absolutely absurd. He sets a decent squad up, chalk full of internationals, as if we should be one of those perennial relegation threatened, or one of those newly promoted clubs with no money. And even some of those seems to give it a go.

I'm on record calling Pardew a cunt. We were relegation bait before Pardew and we will be after though. Ashley is the common denominator. Ashley is a tool granted, but after the biggest spend of any team in the January window, he can hardly take any blame for the appalling showing since then. You can always gauge how good a Manager is when the chips are down. It's about how they react to improve in areas you're struggling in. Lets look at some of the issues. Passing is still fucking shocking overall. Corners are, well I think we all know. Movement off the ball is still too static and easy to read. Lack of pressure on the ball. I could go on, but as not one of those areas have improved over the course of the season, I think it pretty much spells out he's not the right man for the job. We have improved since the window closed and the show hasn't been so appalling since then. We're 10th in the table on games since the window closed. It was the awful run before the window that fucked our season. and we should just paper over the recent home maulings? The show has been utterly fucking appalling. Until Wigan fucked up against Swansea, it appeared more likely than not that relegation was on the cards. Our performances throughout the season have been consistently indefensible.

Numa's Balls! Or is it just a non-story of speculation? I still hold out hope that Ashley will do the right thing and castrate the fucker.

fucking glad I was on Hawaii time. Not worth waking up at 4:30 to follow it on N-O, shitting myself with all of the FUCK outbursts that didn't actually lead to an opposition goal.

I'd prefer a proper Inquisition to an inquest. Glowing pins to the sack, and then the sack.

al hamdulillah

I am ecstatic to know that I will wake up here at 7:00, and the game will already be played out.

Remembering that most of these guys are overpaid assholes who will always make more than I will helps me cope with the shitness, and to develop a forcefield of apathy when needed.

His whole line of reasoning seems utterly bizarre. It's almost like he's banking on losses and draws. Gambling debts?

bimpy, bimpy...I thought you a wise man for bailing out of the argument. This Pardew convo is fucking Heisenberg-pure meth. We want to quit, and let ourselves hope that things are finally pulling together. But then, in the blink of an eye, it's back to that dumpster taking a shot in the mouth from the Senator from South Dakota.

Swine Flu: "I've disappointed as a human scourge."

I didn't say I was putting Colonel Pardew's mismanagement on the same level as Gaddafi's. More of a Ben Ali tbh.

Luca, it pretty much turned to shit. It reminds me of some people in Libya during the revolution saying, "Yes, Gaddafi is a monster, and he killed my uncle, but this country can't afford a revolution. We should just hope that things improve."