Vinny Green Balls

Just a dreadful tournament overall

I generally hate commentators, and this is why.

How do you know that? Oh yeah, your classic assumptions. Based on very little. You demonstrate that you don’t know much about anything, but your head is stuck straight up the asshole of Dunning-Kruger. Clown.

We’ll get to see Ronaldo cry in the next round

Jesus Christ. Given 1882’s track record, if the BBC reported the opposite, he’d argue about its unreliability

And football journalism is the absolute pits. It’s all based on speculation and dodgy sources but treated as gospel. I would have been proscribed as persona non grata if I was as unreliable in my documentary work.

Once again they go with a story from a Brazilian novel from 2003 when it comes to the event that started the Great War.

Given my experiences with the BBC I wouldn’t exactly trust some of their sources, and not just because of what I outlined above.

And I’ll remind you that the BBC actually claims that Gavrilo Princips was eating a sandwich before he shot the Archduke Ferdinand…this despite the only source being a shitty Brazilian novel from 2003, and despite the obvious fact that it would be unlikely that a Serb was eating a sandwich in Sarajevo in 1914. Given that and things like their reporting on Israel, they have had a pretty checkered track record in reporting over the last two decades.

We may have offered him. We may not have. Liverpool may have approached. Liverpool may not have had. So let’s assume the absolute worst.

You have seen his stance on everything. It’s in the stars what he will think.

The sport is going to be better off when Ronaldo finally fucks off

Oh FFS Donovan. “The wall was 8 yards away which put him off. You actually want the wall to be 11 yards away. Not closer” fucking dipshits

I think more proof that we weren’t prepared would be an actual purple player. Not someone “who can do a job”. i don’t know why some appear to be so desperate to make this out to be a travesty.

Omg a free kick right at the keeper! He’s brilliant. Fuck off.

I actually feel a bit sorry for the other Portugal players having to listen to Ronaldo throw narcissistic tantrums in every national team game and practice.

Sadly no

I’m talking about the commentators. It’s fucking absurd.

It’s infuriating how they act like Ronaldo is stilll one of the two best players in the world. He’s a liability starting for Portugal at this point.

If there was ever a signal to ignore someone’s point, it would be when they begin with, “let’s be honest with ourselves”.

Why would you do anything with his name when Southgate sort of implies the asshole given the right context? Gareth Southgate does sound like the name of a washed up gay porn star.

You’re like watching a period piece melodrama on the English aristocracy in the country.

Huge surprise that Zero is complaining about the sale. Usually so sunny.

We somehow got almost 70 million for Minteh and Anderson. We should be optimistic at this point that Miggy is not going to be the starting rw next season.

More shots on goal this game than England will have in the next four tournaments