Kaizero

ChatGPT tries its best, at least:

Only "new" (post-2005) stadiums I can recall seeing that I didn't either go or when seeing, but rather , were these (and even then mostly because they actually had a different approach to stadium design than the copy/paste ones: And even then, some of these barely make my (subjective) list of interesting stadium designs. This is not me saying any of these are objectively good stadium designs, just that among all the new stadiums of the past 20+ years, these are the few I've at least found somewhat interesting design-wise. All that said, absolutely nothing will ever better the design of Matlı Stadyumu (🇹🇷). They made their stadium have a crocodile head entrance:

Our ever-green U21-player of yesteryear just followed me on IG, does this mean I’ve made it?

09/10?

What I get for trusting ChatGPT to do anything correctly Should be sorted in my post now

Assist per Minute with at least 40 Apps and 15 assists: Asprilla – 1 in 186 Robert – 1 in 282 Solano – 1 in 327 Fox – 1 in 328 Cole – 1 in 326 Gordon – 1 in 344 Murphy – 1 in 358 Trippier – 1 in 384 Saint-Maximin – 1 in 388 Ferdinand – 1 in 390 N’Zogbia – 1 in 421 Guimarães – 1 in 425 Beardsley – 1 in 429 Bellamy – 1 in 456 Dyer – 1 in 466 Ameobi – 1 in 478 Ritchie – 1 in 550 Gillespie – 1 in 557 Sissoko – 1 in 609 Shearer – 1 in 658 Lee – 1 in 661 Gutierrez – 1 in 805 Speed – 1 in 1312 Assist per Minute with at least 40 Apps and 10 assists: Asprilla - 1 in 186 Carroll - 1 in 243 Robert - 1 in 282 Sellars - 1 in 305 Cole - 1 in 326 Solano - 1 in 327 Fox - 1 in 328 Gordon - 1 in 344 Ginola - 1 in 357 Murphy - 1 in 358 Ben Arfa - 1 in 374 Trippier - 1 in 384 Saint-Maximin - 1 in 388 Ferdinand - 1 in 390 Barton - 1 in 410 N’Zogbia - 1 in 421 Guimarães - 1 in 425 Beardsley - 1 in 429 Bellamy - 1 in 456 Dyer - 1 in 466 Ameobi - 1 in 478 Ritchie - 1 in 550 Gillespie - 1 in 557 Wilson - 1 in 582 Cabaye - 1 in 587 Janmaat - 1 in 601 Sissoko - 1 in 609 Milner - 1 in 648 Shearer - 1 in 658 Lee - 1 in 661 Gutierrez - 1 in 805 Shelvey - 1 in 849 Beresford - 1 in 994 Warren Barton - 1 in 1153 Speed - 1 in 1312 Main takeaway really seems to be that across the 29 PL seasons (of 32) we have participated in, we only have 35 players with at least 10 assists total

I enjoy trivia like the fact Ameobi and Shearer have almost the same amount of PL appearances for us, yet Ameobi has almost half the total amounts of minutes on the pitch

Already have a list compiled. I used ChatGPT to help put it together, admittedly.

At least 50 games + 20 assists: Player ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ -‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Apps‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ -‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Assists‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ -‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Minutes‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ -‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Assist per Minute Robert‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ –‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 129‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 34‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 9595‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 282 Solano‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎–‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 230‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 54‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 17636‎‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 327 Murphy‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ –‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 170‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 23‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 8229‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 358 Guimarães‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎–‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 109‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 20‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 9047‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 425 Beardsley‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ –‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 129‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 26‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 11153‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 429 Dyer‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ –‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 190‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 32‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 14928‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 466 Ameobi‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎–‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 295‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 31‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 14820‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 478 Lee‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎–‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 267‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 34‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 22483‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 661 Shearer‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ –‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 303‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 40‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 26303‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ =‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 1 in 658

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Transfermarkt career history, referencing only the PL section of the NUFC period of their career. Lists Apps, Assists and Minutes Played (and more). Spent far too long making a complete list to respond to a bsky post a few days ago, ended up getting three likes

Top 25, for anyone curious: Asprilla - 1 in 186 Carroll - 1 in 243 Viana - 1 in 270 Marveux - 1 in 276 Sellars - 1 in 305 Solano - 1 in 326 Cole - 1 in 326 Fox - 1 in 328 Robert - 1 in 331 Gordon - 1 in 344 Murphy - 1 in 357 Ginola - 1 in 357 Rondon - 1 in 373 Ben Arfa - 1 in 374 Chopra - 1 in 374 Trippier - 1 in 384 Saint-Maximin - 1 in 388 Ferdinand - 1 in 390 Barnes - 1 in 392 Barton - 1 in 410 Miley - 1 in 417 N’Zogbia - 1 in 421 Obertan - 1 in 422 Beardsley - 1 in 429 Geremi - 1 in 441

Of players with 15 or more appearances for NUFC, Murphy has the 11th highest Assists per Minute ratio of all NUFC players during the PL era.

Sporting cost me £380, I share just above 1/3rd of your pain 😩

If FC Santa Claus aren't official 's with Ümraniyespor Kulïbü already, they've missed a trick: