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With PSG, Chelsea, and Manchester City having all finally gotten their hands on the trophy, there is only one major club sponsored by blood money from a Gulf state left to win one.

PSG have not really played that well in this match, tbh. Inter have just been outclassed. They are not competitive and have not pushed their opponents at all.

This is exactly the Inter that managed to lose Serie A to a relatively poor Napoli team. They have made this Final twice in the last three years while being poor in the league.

I cannot imagine pulling this "not celebrating against former team" rubbish in the Champions League Final. It's easy to celebrate without being disrespectful.

I am quite serious in saying that I believe Hojlund is that worst striker that regularly starts for a Premier League team at this moment. Onuachu plays like they randomly pulled him from a basketball court much of the time, but there are goals to his game and he has proven this. What does Hojlund provide? He cannot hold the ball up, does not create for others, and does not score.

As of March 2025, the best striker in the known world plays for Newcastle and we are abundantly blessed.

I never thought we were going to win this at any point. What a moment for this club and these players. Everything feels possible now. I genuinely thought I would never see this moment. Five years ago it felt impossible. Truthfully, it was easy. The scoreline flatters Liverpool, We were the better team by far.

Myself and other talentless ruffian defenders worldwide rejoice as it is now legal to just go through the back of players through on goal.

NUFC's record against City is an embarrassment.

This man is genuinely the best striker in the world at this moment.

Duran to Saudi just makes me think that the links to Real Madrid, PSG, etc. were agent talk and that there was not a move available in the near term. Those would still take priority, imo. Boniface made more sense as he'd regressed somewhat this year, has two serious injuries, was being pushed by Schick at his club. Grabbing the money maybe the move for him. Arsenal would have to break the British transfer record by a significant amount to sign Isak right now. This will not happen.

Too involved with fatherhood related activities to find a stream for our match, but half watching the beating Bournemouth are distributing to Forest and it certainly makes me feel better about the previous match. They might finish above Forest this season, tbh.

There are young boys playing under Third Mainland Bridge after spending the morning hawking plantain chips who would make less mistakes in goal than Onana. Completely different player to the one at Inter.

Eight of the previous ten titles have been won by Manchester City and Chelsea and now there are suddenly rules preventing massive external investment from clubs that do not have massive revenue

It is a shame this PSR nonsense arose as soon as Newcastle had money to spend. Minteh and Anderson are good young players who would have easily transitioned into impactful subs or starters this season. Both have a place in the squad right now, tbh. Sold to improve some nonsensical financial metric.