Fret Astaire

I f***ing hate Grant Hanley He's a big clumsy duffer. Imagine every bad British centre-back stereotype rolled into one player, and you've got Hanley. Scotland don't exactly have a history of producing great centre-backs, but I cringe every time I see this f***ing orc on the team sheet. He's straight out of Mordor, this guy: a big, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained mongo who's only talents are crashing into things and eating Hobbits. I'd hate to see him play for us. I don't think the last sentence was necessary there. Dunno like, thought the rest of the post might've been too ambiguous...

I fucking hate Grant Hanley He's a big clumsy duffer. Imagine every bad British centre-back stereotype rolled into one player, and you've got Hanley. Scotland don't exactly have a history of producing great centre-backs, but I cringe every time I see this fucking orc on the team sheet. He's straight out of Mordor, this guy: a big, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained mongo who's only talents are crashing into things and eating Hobbits. I'd hate to see him play for us.

Aberdeen season ticket holder here. McGovern is alright: certainly one of the best 'keepers in the SPL, but I'm not entirely convinced that he's better than what we already have (definitely not Krul). Great shot-stopper, great communicator (you'll hear the fucker shouting at his defence all game long), pretty wonky on crosses but not terrible, doesn't make too many huge, game-altering mistakes. It's the SPL, though. Darlow looked good towards the end of the season but we're judging him on a tiny sample size, and yes, Elliot improved, but his flaws are still pretty apparent. If Krul goes, it's a very tough choice between Darlow, Elliot, and McGovern IMO.

Yeah, fuck this dork. No fight in him whatsoever, despite his undeniable talent. I don't think he'd be much of an asset to us in the Championship: I think he'd fart his way through 90 minutes each week for the sake of collecting a paycheque. Get him in the bin.

Arbeloa? Not enough Championship experience, pet. Get Big Clint Hill in instead.

The Brain Trust! This image still haunts my nightmares.

Mbrilliant news.

This man gave more fistpumps, fake tan, and top bantz to this club than most ever will and today, he pays the ultimate price.

Squandered potential. I had reasonably high hopes for him many years ago but he never really improved. Whether that was because of his terrible injury record or through being a massive fanny, I don't know. A one-year deal wouldn't have been a terrible shout as he was half-decent in the Championship last time, but he'd probably only be fit for 10-15 games anyway. Probably best just to put him in the fucking bin and get on with it.

Amazing how efficient things run with a competent manager at the helm, eh?

Post of the motherfucking year, that.

Woke-up and this is still a thing. Tremendous.

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Get in the fucking bin.

#wait

Yup. Just like last time, if we keep our younger players and they play every week, their games will come on leaps and bounds down there.

Barton and Rangers are a perfect fit. They're a rancid, insular institution with horrible, cult-like fans. A match made in heaven.

:lol: The gift that keeps on giving

Genuinely think I might do a Christopher McCandless if things fall-through at this stage.

Much love to the admin gods.

Both of those are brutal. How hard is it to make a simple black and white striped shirt, FFS

Also, how can I go about getting my username changed to Fret Astaire?!

How the f*** have they not cottoned on? Cheers man. One of them almost got me the last time I was fannying around on their forums, but the others weren't smart enough to form a bandwagon. No idea how I came up with "Fret Astaire like"

Perhaps it's about time I fessed-up to all the Pep Pardiola shit