magpie418

^ for all those Geordies that share that sentiment, you should be hung from the Tyne bridge.

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f*** off you stupid c***. Nice knowing you. Enjoy your ban. enjoy your stupidity.

spot on.

fuck off you stupid cunt.

potfy :lol: potfy? post of the f***ing year Well in that case, thank you I agree with that like, I literally cracked up at work when I read it - could of got the sack man.

well spotted that man

I love how there's a picture on the wall that matches the wallpaper & curtains

Don't forget the KFC! he'll need a lorry for that

someone get on the blower to Gazza, get him down there with a six pack & a couple of fishing rods.

Crap article that like - they just deserve it ok, now stop being churlish. f*** off Iain.

Agree with you in part, but if city managed to spunk the same amount of cash by getting that amount on loan from a bank, I would say they still bought it.

Great player on the pitch, like a wet weekend in Whitley Bay off it. In the public eye, yes. From all accounts I've read, Shearer was a proper good laugh . Gillespie might disagree with that like

not sure about accuracy: · 01 De Gea - £18.9m · 03 Evra - £5.5m · 04 Jones - £16.5m-£20m · 05 Ferdinand - £33m · 06 Evans - academy · 11 Giggs - academy · 16 Carrick - £14m-£18.6m · 18 Young - £15m · 22 Scholes - academy · 25 Valencia - £16m · 10 Rooney - £25.6m Total: £144.5m - £152.6m · 25 Hart - £0.6-1.5m · 04 Kompany - £6m · 05 Zabaleta - £6.45m · 06 Lescott - £22m · 22 Clichy - £7m · 18 Barry - £12m · 19 Nasri - £25m · 21 Silva - £24m · 42 Y Toure - £24m · 16 Aguero - £35m · 32 Tevez - £47m (alleged) Total: £209.05m - £209.95m The only positive thing about a city win for me would of been the news that one (or both) of the Gallagher brothers were found dead in a pool of their own sick today.

Great player on the pitch, like a wet weekend in Whitley Bay off it.

Tbh I liked him when he was here and when he left, it was clear he was a bit of an opinionated nutcase and his whole Twitter account and image was PR driven, but I felt for him as everything he did would be scritinised to a ridiculous degree, it was always a bit lose-lose for him. He seems to have decended even more at QPR though (since his latter season at Newcastle anyway), and it probably would have went the same way here this season, he clearly feels like he's been backed more and more into a wall and for some daft reason he keeps trying to take everyone on, when all he needed to do was just delete twitter and lay low, instead he keeps thrusting himself back into the limelight and looking a tit. I bet he now know's how Joan of Arc felt.

Who doesn't? No need to bring them into a football discussion like a fishwife. Twitter is the postmodern fishwife.

Knees you in the groin Elbow in the face Bruises bigger than dinner plates

So Linelicker's got a few skeletons then?

I'm no doubt in the minority here but Tevez should of walked as well, Barton obviously had no issue leaving the pitch as he took his armband off, but Tevez is a cheating fucker. If you watch the clip you can see Tevez trying to nut Barton and Barton gives a dig back with his elbow. all that extra was just a dead leg and quiff slap, fuck all man.

Barton's gone nuts

fucking balls man

Noel's still pissed off with Newcastle ever since Oasis's first gig at the Riverside when someone got up on stage and lamped him, whole band had to fuck off sharpish in their tatty van n'all whilst getting chased down the street.