This club must be a hard sell to potential players like.
"So, what are your ambitions for the club in the coming seasons, how can I be a part of them?"
"Well, nothing really. We don't want to be in the cups. We don't want to get into Europe. About 10th? Somewhere comfortable enough that we can limp through the latter part of the season without having to buy anyone, even if we sell key players. As long as we get to play against teams like Liverpool and Man City, so lots of people watch our advertising hordings on the telly. If you look any good when one of them hump us four or five nowt they might want to buy you I guess, that might be canny?"
:lol:
"Hey! Where you going? Are you going to eat these biscuits?"