TaylorJ_01

Bollocks. Ryder twitter it is.

He was a winger before he morphed into Scott Steiner. Now it's like watching Lou Ferrigno kicking a grape.

Other way around he'd be saying "they're fresher than us", no doubt. Wish he'd instill a bit more confidence in everyone. "We can smash this lot" rather than emphasising their 0.027 year training advantage followed by "we woz tired fwom portogal" when we get humped 4-0. Howay the lads.

He is Cisse... doo doo doooooo

Agree about Bim Jeglin. I like him.

"There's nothing on him."

I rest easy in the fact that Bardsley is fat and ugly. No amount of money will change that.

I'm not sure how a duvet cover with one arm is equipped to perform at right back for us I love the inclusion of a £5 really helps the "I'm rich! Well, not that rich" factor.

It's no surprise when we have Carver, Pardew, Woodman and fat Derek doing the training sessions.

Even if it decreases next season (which it probably will) by, say, £10-20mil you could argue it was still worth hanging on to him for another season.

It'd be some signal of intent from Levy. I would admire the balls-outitude.

nah he's guff

Aubameyang, man, imagine we got him.

He put Dante upfront?

Pardew move.

This Bayern keeper is mental

Get in Tony

Aubameyang coming on

What the fuck is happening. It was 1-0 a minute ago. Pep - "hmmm I'll need to buy more players"

WHAT A GOAL GUNDOGAN!

Daniel Wat Buyten.

We put 4 past their closest challengers

Celtic vs. Liverpool in a victim-off. Hopefully the stadium fires into space.