TaylorJ_01

Cardozo's gonna score ain't he...

Anyone else read 'thiago salad yesterboy'?

ITV player? I'm sure they will be, aye. How does this work, then? Is it free? Only for UK? Aye UK only, i think.

called him an over-rated prick or summit, he then went on to have the game of his life

lol enjoy the tottenham game

Interview with zlatan in shortlist this week. Q: the worst thing about training? A: I score some great goals in training. The 4th goal I scored against England had people saying it was footballs greatest goal ever, but the truth is that it is not even the greatest goal I have ever scored. If you see some of the goals I have scored in training and some of the things I had done you would not believe it.

bye

His sons name is exactly what I say when he comes on the pitch. "No! Ah! Ameobi!"

It was just really him

THAT'S. MY. NAME. There is a Noah Ameobi. I don't know. What do I do? How do I react to this? Call your son, Shola.

Shoe-horned joke, yes.

Did they deliver the baby by playing an offside trap?

There seems to be an exponential correlation between 'ones interest in politics' and 'how boring one is'.

Seems to be chat about him going to Tottenham sure I heard it this morning but no idea where, maybe dreamt it.

got ridiculed for proposing more or less the same team yesterday, keep jonas and simpson out pls Quite rightly f***s your problem with it, santon? otherwise what's your beef? For one, Haidara didn't travel. Santon has never played on the wing (afaik) either and would be a strange time to try it with 2 full-backs out injured. If Haidara was fit it would be a cool system to try, tbf. It'll be Krul; Simpson, Mapou, Saylor, Santon; Cabaye, Perch; Marveaux, Sissoko, Jonas; Cissé. I agree with the sentiment of keeping Jonas and Simpson out but this is 100% the sort of game Pardew loves Jonas in. Perch will sit deep and break up play. Sissoko will drop deep too with Marveaux sitting forward and Jonas doing a heap of leg work. It'll be all about shutting them out. Spot on there! I think we will battle hard and try to nick a goal (copyright - pards), the outcome will depend on how rattled we can get them and if we get the first goal. portuguese are known for crumbling and fans get nervous pretty quick if goals don't flow... Totally, see it going the same way as Anzhi away. 0-0 would be a good result too, imo!

If Santon is out we could see Jonas left-back and probably Obertan nail in the coffin material

Totally not the kind of game we want Obertan hiding in, tbh.

got ridiculed for proposing more or less the same team yesterday, keep jonas and simpson out pls Quite rightly f***s your problem with it, santon? otherwise what's your beef? For one, Haidara didn't travel. Santon has never played on the wing (afaik) either and would be a strange time to try it with 2 full-backs out injured. If Haidara was fit it would be a cool system to try, tbf. It'll be Krul; Simpson, Mapou, Saylor, Santon; Cabaye, Perch; Marveaux, Sissoko, Jonas; Cissé. I agree with the sentiment of keeping Jonas and Simpson out but this is 100% the sort of game Pardew loves Jonas in. Perch will sit deep and break up play. Sissoko will drop deep to pick up the ball too with Marveaux sitting forward and Jonas doing a heap of leg work. It'll be all about shutting them out.

got ridiculed for proposing more or less the same team yesterday, keep jonas and simpson out pls Quite rightly

good to hear. Man I wish I was there.

Were they drinking?

Simpson will be RB, Santon LB, 100%.