TaylorJ_01

I'd bring him back and send him on a tour with the reserves around the Polish 5th division.

Just curious, when does he ever *not* want pace upfront? He says it every game

shocked face

This is great stuff, sad can't watch

Because hes chud cloggington

Just does exactly the same thing suppose it statistically has to work eventually

Minging

That's all fine and well, but still genuinely haven't seen him hit a ball cleanly in 14 hours of game time. Even his goals were sort of weird, either bouncing off him or scuffed.

I mean he's currently got a fake injury and not playing if he plays at weekend I'll be surprised

jesus christ

I thought that was (begrudgingly) a pen and the others weren't, and last night too. I appear to have no idea how it works now but it seems dumb and bad.

it's ridiculous that you get basically a guaranteed goal for that, when it was nowhere near a goalscoring opportunity. grim

ffs lookman

Lookman loves doing well then hitting it at the keeper

this is awful I am pleased but this is such an indictment of modern football

Arsenal need stopped. 1 shot on target, 1 goal. 1 shot on target in the whole game from open play. This is disgusting.

He's faked an injury loads of times. He doesn't want to look shit playing in a shit team, it's fairly obvious

Seen reports of Brexit Jim offering us Ugarte as part of a swap. Is that a joke? As much as Lo Zoccolo da Corsa winds me up, Ugarte is next level clog. Appreciate this is a shit source but even the idea is horrid https://www.football365.com/news/manchester-united-sir-jim-ratcliffe-newcastle-united-sandro-tonali-manuel-ugarte

I quite like Safonov, he's absolutely fearlessly mental just flying about headfirst

how's the keeper got cramp

might be being harsh, but feels like German top teams always have to have a clogger type like Goretzka and Grosskreutz etc

fabian ruiz looks like an unexpectedly young bus driver

it's hilarious to think really

Luis Diaz to Kane definitely said "that was disgusting"

what bayern need is a lanky scouse dweeb out wide, 80m pls