TaylorJ_01

what is happening

did that goal happen? no reaction from anyone

there's some unbelievable players on both sides here. Quite a lot of skillful stuff, which is nice to see

is Upamecano dump?

that was gruesome by vitinha

someone went down in box, quick give PSG a penalty

So overwhelming

Nobody: Wayne Rooney: yeah no

I like Matt Berry but does he need to voice every advert with his throaty wank voice

I love how that's considered an unnatural position and running with your hands behind your back is considered natural.

PSG seem to always get these, presumably due to the massive bribes they pay.

how is that a fucking pen ffs

bet it's given and I'll cry at how shit football is now

Love how we went from £25m to £55m + 25% next fee. We will now get our pisser pulled on every sale.

No chance, 25% is crazy

This is still valid, he still hasn't Even AI is picking it up

peas

do these ref earpieces ever make it through 90 mins

do we not always do this, then completely collapse?

we're doing ok generally, all things considered. Just can't imagine us getting any shots so it all feels a bit pointless.

Murphy

Raya looks like he sells kebabs out of a van

I am sick of the guy tbh. Swear if he was English we'd all be calling him a chod clogger.

I bet we've been practicing corners into the box all week, then agent Tonali/Gordon told them and they switched to shorties. It is all quite suspicious.

that was weird, I thought my river had gone back 2 mins but it was the exact same corner routine