TaylorJ_01

That... that would be so marvellous. I can't be bothered going through how bad I think James Collins is again. The superlatives would reach the next page.

I was joking, or I think I was. Think is the right word.

Bloody hell, I heard he wasn't doing massively well but that's ridiculous!

We have no-one else. Harper is well old, Elliot is by all accounts gash and Soderberg doesn't seem to get a look in. There's many things I'd expect under this regime but selling both Krul AND Forster is never going to happen.

Walters is just a clogger as well. Works hard but is pretty shit, much like the entire Stoke team. Bridge, Sidwell and Davies made me burst out laughing. Excellent!

Thankfully Kaspersky stopped you from giving me a virus.

^ selective quoting there by Mark Douglas. Came across really well, nice lad.

"He has been labelled as a half and half of Patrick Vieira and Ze Roberto." Bloody wikipedia

Colo back would be HUGE.

He set up Danny Simpson for the best chance of the match, man

Unbelievably, he's still only 30. Still lightyears away from Mike Ashley's school of thought (and that's a good thing).

For me I'd preferably have the back-up and hot prospect being the same person. Unfortunately Kadar seems to be neither

bloody 'eck. Cisse to QPR would be interesting.

pathetic

Sorry yes I didn't mention his name. Marvell Wynne. Well spotted though!

What about this lad? Thought to be one of, if not the, fastest footballer in the world. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2938789162_8860196796_o.jpg Recently been converted to centre-back good partner for Colo. Of course, I'm joking, just thought it was interesting to see that a player like this has been put in centre-back instead of brought up on the wings. Would like to see more of that edit: he's called Marvell Wynne.

They play like me on FM. Sign lots of youth but then spack 50mill on a striker meaning they never play.

Turns out it's pronounced McClane. Ban me.

It's pronounced how it is spelled i.e. McClean.

did you know 'alan smith' is an anagram of 'fucking shitty gimp'?

He's shit. Better out than in. Much like shit.

From walking from the library to the pub you lost 3 shitey goals. Baffling

Was watching Fiorentina - Siena. That Montolivo has some talent. Effortless.