Let's use images and emoticons to make it seem worse than it actually is.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/31b994c5323c96d9ee9fc58ff92299bc.jpg?s=65&d=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facepalm.com%2Fthemes%2Ffacepalm%2Fnoavatar.jpg
http://doctore0.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/penis-tree-lead.jpg
Edit: combined it is funnier.