TaylorJ_01

I miss Enrique

WOOFT Cabaye, good shot

Why are people going on about Ameobi being amazing? He's not done anything. Always the same.

Obertan, gets ball, forgets how to play.

Didn't realise he was on

Unlucky Jonas

Sit down Bardsley

Come on boys, this is much better.

Playing better now at least.

Cattermole is a cunt

Fucking hell, that was clear as day

f*** SAKE YOU c***

Well in Ameobi

Sessegnon is playing very well.

Good position, COME ON

Steven Taylor, take your time, jesus.

In what way is calling Simpson 'crap' helpful at this point in the game? Mugs.

Cool as you like Colo. We're looking a bit panicky.

Early shot on goal

CAMAAAAANNNNN!!!

Ah, madam holes?

Hash medal Mao http://avatar.hq-picture.com/avatars/img19/cannabis_leaf_logo_avatar_picture_79525.jpg http://online.wsj.com/media/it_medal2.gifhttp://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/64x64crop/chairman-mao-8806.jpg?1173013206

Don't laugh at Tiote you fucking madman.

Really? 3rd best? He's not even the best striker in his country. Aguero is better than Tevez. Yes he is. http://philosophistry.com/scans/2010/okay-face.jpg

We recieved £35 million for Carroll and they think £100k is.... oh for god's sake. This is fucking hilariously tragic.