Jamie87

he says, "dare I say" first. he loves them.

Anil ambani to buy, bring in Arsene Wenger! My dream last night.

I voted, but in all honesty this negativity is completely pathetic. What happened to the most loyal football supporters. I know they are playing crap at the moment but we still need to get behind them. I was at the match today, and the crowd was pathetic untill we got a pentalty, and for the 15 mins after we actually had some good spells whislt the noise was up, and then it died down. All the ironic cheering and booing is pathetic, we really need to turn around and look at ourselves I sometimes think.

Eh?

6 games would take us into November, not the start of october. WTF?¬?¬?¬

and also has nothing to do with who's buying us

They reckon Pele was descended from Nigerians. So maybe... Nope. This still makes no sense.

I'm sorry guys, but I'm not actually the newcastle united fan I have claimed to be. I lied for good reasons though. I've been posing as a football fan on many club forums for a TV show centred on clubs in dire situations. The show is called the secret billionaire. My real name is Bill, I own a succesfull software company you may have heard of, and I'd like to give you £450million to buy your football club.

I thought this was deserving of a new thread, mainly because I am really worried the way people are reacting. If anyone should think its not, mods can do their job. First off, I love Kevin Keegan, the man just makes me smile (apart from recently), his never ending enthusiasm and love for the club makes it hard not to love him. However, I love Newcastle United more, a lot more. I was skeptical about his return in the first place, mainly for this reason. I had no doubt he would save us from relegation, but I always had the thought that Ashley may have only seen him as a stop gap. Even a stop gap for a year or two, but by no means the long term answer. My main worry is this; a lot of people are pissed off, and maybe quite rightly so. But a lot of people are going to direct that anger at a new manager, so where do we go from here. Keegan isn't coming back, and I don't think it would be good if he did. Its looking more and more likley we may be stuck with Ashley. What good will it do if we scare any new prospective manager away? I agree in sending out a message to Ashley at the Hull game, but thats it, has to be a line drawn under it, or this circus will continue. Thats is all. would appreciate thoughts.

:ken: take a bit of that kneejerkers

I'm Usually at least 20 mins before KO and have never had a problem. I was once late ish, about 5 mins before KO, and there wasn't even a problem then.

OMG! Mackems nobble nobble bobble dobble dick!

Roy keane nobble nobble nobble nobble nobble bum!

The only thing hard about Roy Keane is his cock when he's giving his dog a bath. All the bubbles, all the dogness!

Roy keane licks dog balls, then cries cos he knows it makes him less of a man, and then cries harder cos he knows crying in the frist place makes him less of a man. A perpetual crying-loop ensues.

Roy keane licks dog balls, then cries cos he knows it makes him less of a man, and then cries harder cos he knows crying in the frist place makes him less of a man.

Roy keane licks dog balls, then cries cos he knows it makes him less of a man.

Ban the mackem. The whole idea of the local rivalry is that there's a hatred that makes no excuses. Everyone will say we don't think your signings are good, and you will keep saying negative things about us. What are people expecting for someone to go "Oh sorry, its just dawned on me, those signings are actually good additions. I don't know why I hate Sunderland, this is stupid, sorry for everything over the years, all the best for the season. GOD FORGIVE ME FOR MY BLIND HATRED OF MACKEMS!" No it won't. Fuck off with you spurs rejects and irish cunts.

Guttierez song needs to be better, shorter and catchier, like Oba's. It isn't really instantly memorable and the "he's our superhero" bit doesn't really fit with the rythm. Plus swearing tssk tssk! Good effort though. I hope the critisism is seen as constructive rather than anything else. New songs are needed and its good to see people working at it.

He's probably still not over someone raping his dog. He doesn't exactly look cheery does he.

rooney bumming shay?

can pundits and referees alike stop giving preferential treatment to these tossers.

They don't like it up em'

He hasn't scored in England. He's moved around quite a lot. And has played less and less at each club. Martins and Viduka are really important players for us--can't see how Saviola could replace either of them. A healthy Owen is better than Saviola. Baggio's point is well taken though. Be nice to see us hold the ball. He hasn't played at real madrid because the coach doesn't like him. He's just about as fast as Martins, but with a first touch that isn't a pass, knows where the goal is, and although as you say (extremely validly) that he hasn't scored in England, I think he has what it takes to be a regular scorer here aswell as all the other places he has. He's only 26 and if there is a chance we could get him we should. I know there is a chance he'll flop, but I think this guy is just a good as Tevez technically, but maybe a bit faster. He is smaller than Tevez but not much. Would you turn your nose up at Tevez if he hadn't scored in England?

Saviola is better than any of our other forwards in my opinion, he's scored goals wherever he has been. If this could happen it would be absolutely amazing.