KDT

Standard quotes, nothing to see here

Bring back Li Tie

Not really surprised. Just disgusting. Did I hurt you with woooah I'm innocent in all of this carry on

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rug The first one pretty much sums it up

Could Mimi be teeth girls French cousin

Good idea of the long ball to the 5ft 6 forward

You reckon them bells were chatting shit to each other when we had no sound

Argh fuck it's back

Barry Fry

Sunderland playing with no recognised forward today again, must be a cup thing

Ferdinand is soooo past it

3 minutes! 30 seconds a sub plus stoppages

Savic practising for his role in the remake of Rocky 1

Scholes as first sub is a f*** up

He was wearing the same boots today that he did against Everton, it's all in the boots

Loads of quotes in that article

Rooney went from wanting to leave to signing a new contract in a couple of days last season, I'm sure he could go the other way as well

5 live had reported that racist abuse was heard from an individual in the Kop and it's been reported to the 4th official

I'd like to see them get insurance for him if they had to pay £9m

I don't see how someone like MA who exploits release clauses would put one in Ba's contract

If you had a head like him you'd hide it with a hat as well

Thought he was very poor & easily our poorest player on the night, a number of easy passes were missed & he looked knackered after about 60 mins

Immense tonight, best performance for us

I'd imagine the kit sponsorship will be the same

Best of a bad bunch