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Surprised he didn't back off when approached by fans. Amiriteguyz?

Reports of a policeman and fan shot dead at the Napoli game

Nee physio?!

#MerseysideUnited #Laaa

All the funnier given that both Everton and Liverpool fans were all over this "MerseysideUnited" hashtag on twitter. Rivalry my arse.

"What have I told you about hitting the target? You're doing it wrong. You're meant to drag a weak daisycutter 10 feet wide!"

Medel.

Fuck Everton and their public address system.

Twas a brilliant header.

SETTLE DOWN LADS AND LASSES! The club have just reminded us on twitter we all get half price Papa John's because of this. Maybe we've been to harsh on uncle Alan after all.

"Alan, how many sausage rolls do you eat per week? I'm currently averaging over 250"

Pleased for Steven Taylor because "he always makes me larf". ffs.

He's talking about being here next season for fucks sake man.

Rob Scanlon ‏@RobScanlon_TV 31s Just interviewed Shola Ameobi, who admitted that was probably his last home game for Newcastle. No talks on a new contract #nufc :megusta: :megusta: :megusta: :megusta:

I want to see footage of him booting off!

Mint, this. Can hear the director calling the shots.

Taylor acting like an utter cunt.

"Alan Pardew, its never your fault"

Hezas banner was there too.

:lol: :lol: :lol: left-back switch.

Mannnn, it was going so well. If "WHERE" says "WHAT" then happy days. aye but it doesn't though. That definitely says where.

http://s16.postimg.org/h710lgxxh/Screen_Shot_2014_05_03_at_15_55_25.png "the freak show is not where NUFC is about"

Fuck off Shola