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Crystal Palace have decided to secede from the union.

Glad he's posted that. It only exposes the inevitable lie Pardew will have had lined up after tomorrow night's thumping.

Jose's played a blinder right from the start of the week.

Sky build this up so much then fucking SkyGo breaks.

Justice for the timely slip.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Gerrard. :lol:

Seem to remember Wenger bringing Stuart Taylor on for the last 5 minutes of a game so he got to the magical 10 and received a medal.

It's all about Fulham now.

He fucking pulled him outside the box ffs!

Fucks sake.

https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=connor%20wickham%20world%20cup&src=typd wut.

Fucks sake.

Any surprise Cardiff look scared? They're managed by Solskjaer and he's a cunt.

Aye people might still be filing in, but definitely doesn't look sold out.

Gonna monitor the fuck out of him over the next 90 minutes.

Just seen something on twitter saying they've been giving tickets away all week, which is why it's "sold out".

Kid in a fucking bowler hat ffs.

Not a fucking chance Dummett should be ahead of Santon.

Busy on twitter patting themselves on the backs because they've sold out today. Well done.

At this point I'd be thrilled with the appointment of a potato if it meant getting rid of Pardew Draw an expressionless face on one and you've got Paul Lambert tbf.

He accidentally spoke it quite fluently the other week.

Sick of this media-based myth that we've ever really been decent under him. In three and a half years his best run of results came when he stumbled on a 4-3-3 formation which was immediately binned for all eternity when it came undone at Wigan. There's never been any positive consistency other than that.

That news has blown my socks off.

Wew did Sam just accept some of the blame? Is that allowed?!

Sure Ashley didn't sanction the cash for Bony, but he's keeping the price of sondico shin pads down. Every cloud.