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We're fucking brilliant at ending up on the back foot from our own corners.

wew man Pards what the fuck ye deein, you'll hinder his development!

@NUFC_stats on twitter

All beeeeeeeeeeeewing Lee Probert at HT apparently.

Fucks sake. Shola falling over when another player has a shot.

Self-destruction imminent.

:lol: :lol: that corner, man.

:thup:

Really audible, those we want Pardew out chants

3-0 WBA.

Adebayor's penalty was ridiculously weak apparently.

Definitely a lot of Pards' attacking, front-foot football he promised here

Fucks sake man. Couldn't give a fuck what that banner said, he can fuck off.

2-0 up already.

Is this Joe Royle on co-commentary? "this [3-5-2] does smack as a last resort from Alan Pardew to try and give his team a lift"

What? Surely a metaphor for the chances he gets? Feels like a fisherman in an empty lake Nar, nee metaphors. If he wasn't a footballer, he would've been a fisherman. BBC obviously think that sort of pre-recorded guff is what we're interested in hearing from our players 15 minutes before kick off.

What? If he wasn't a footballer he would've been a fisherman in a pre-match interview with Lowes. Fuck all talk of the game.

Even the pre-match stuff on BBC Newcastle is horrific. Cisse babbling on that he could've been a fisherman.

Just referred to the red half of Manchester as "United" again.

Just seems you always rock up saying you didn't see it after we've been handed a thrashing.

Ian didn't watch the game, but it can't have been that bad, surely?

:lol: :lol: what the fucking hell is that man? Fuck off Pardew you cunt.

Sorry you're right. It is twitter's fault we can't score.

Team news not out until 2.07 because of the delayed KO. Is there a rule that they have to be given an hour beforehand, or is that a bit much?

You call up TS, no doubt you'll have been told by Ando that we're obviously comparing him to Rooney, Owen et al then if we start him now.