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Pardew losing by 3 or more XI: mackems Southampton Man Utd Arsenal Everton Spurs Fulham Liverpool mackems again Spurs again Man City Could do a subs bench, too.

£10 on Stoke -2, Southampton and Arsenal. 21/1.

That team would only ever play one game together though, away at a lower side in the third round of the cup, and would be hung out to dry.

I can go with that. Next.

Hasn't played an outfield player in nets yet Anita Dummett ? Ryan Taylor Bigi Santon ? Cisse Obertan Vuckic

Out of interest, is it possible to string a current XI together where every single one out of position, but somewhere he's tried to play them? I'm thinking Santon in centre mid, Cisse left but then I can't decide who to play wide right out of Bigi and Shola.

Imagine if this cunt had twitter, man. #FRET

Dan Gosling scoring man Might happen. He loves a late calamitous run into the box. Hull was the pinnacle.

We're not alone...

Match abandoned at 3:06 plus 1 minutes silence equals all games kicking off at 3:07 it's almost perverse how much they ram it down our throats. I agree. No-one's allowed to say that though.

Stoke -2 is 9/1 with StanJames. Simply gonna have to chuck a tenner on that.

Nar, cos you just end up with a massive pile of swaps. I've got 3 Alan Dzagoev's ffs.

22 swaps.

got him today. Lad at work had a £5 off in WH Smiths voucher. 20 packs each for £7.50. Gonna be sick of me life sticking c. 90 stickers in tonight.

Sick of all these filler soundbites Ryder is putting in the Chronicle, like. Couldn't give a f*** what Shepherd thinks of the club at the minute, or his 'what if' tales. Only decent one was Acuna going out the fire exit, but that's purely because I like any mention of Clarence Acuna, not because it was interesting.

50p. There's three of us in the office with albums, with a fourth getting itchy feet. I'm the youngest and I'm 25. It's all quite sad. FWIW, got Debuchy and Cabaye in the same packet. Inseparable, even in sticker form.

Crippling me financially at the minute http://s3.postimg.org/94xr56qrj/Screen_Shot_2014_04_10_at_22_01_26.png

Ayoze Perez and Alexandre Lacazette - Journal

:lol: that Liverpool third shirt, man.

Advert after the Bayern - Man Utd game about Ben Fogle taking on what science can throw at him. Blame Ben Fogle.

"Stoke didn't have a game in midweek, and neevar did we, and when you both don't play in midweek, you tend to think about if you had, and it was just that something, that tiredness we had thinking about the Europa League that made us energyless."

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Hahahahahaha Man United are a set of fucking mugs.

what an 18th birthday that was.