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Bloke at work summed it up quite well: It's like when a group of school bullies befriend a kid with difficulties socialising or is autistic. They take him under their wing but in actual fact they've only done so for their own amusement. They want him to act the fool for their own benefit and he doesn't know any better. Ashley and Llambias are just using Kinnear for their own amusement because he's batshit mental and doesn't know any better.

I'm just gonna spunk my money on watching Durham play this summer. When football starts again I'll probably get myself along to watch Birtley Town a bit.

Fuck knows. They're probably still all mourning the passing of his son and now he's taken a job where he's bound to get death threats and is already receiving constant abuse. He really is a fucking idiot.

After the previous screenshot where I cancelled my nufcTV subscription, I went through other details of the account. Look what else I noticed... http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/3973/4sk.png Yet I still get at least 2 emails a day.

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That photo on the club site.

Do you get a Yohan Kebab in a Munchy Box?

Pardew is by far the lesser of two evils but it really is a grim situation we find ourselves in.

Sky Tyne and Wear ‏@skytyneandwear 2m Sky understands #NUFC are yet to confirm Joe Kinnear because Alan Pardew is refusing to provide a statement welcoming him to the club Gan on Pardew lad.

Stephen Harper ‏@steveharper37 35s For the record I have never & will never stick the knife into @NUFCOfficial!! One sarcastic tweet & a can of worms explodes. #lessonlearned Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

The legend that never was, JP9, is even getting on the act: Jason Prior ‏@JasonPrior1 2m Joe Kinnear has just confirmed diversity means 'an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war era' #fact

Hopefully won't last the rest of the day.

They've got live commentary of the Lions game at the minute so they obviously couldn't put him on air, but seems so!

He's called TS back up?! ZoraSuleman Zora Suleman 9m Joe Kinnear calls up @ 10.30am to put the record straight … here are the main points he wants to get across … pic.twitter.com/lFAsNVnsRc

Gimp for the subtle use of "Uncal" in the thread title too

Tom Cool Matt Duchey Fabio Colochinos Poo Yongo-Bongo Dave Santa Hatem Ben Affri Chick Tote Yohan Kebab Joe Goaltierrez Yo Goofy Papa Sissy EDIT: Subs: Bob Ellerington, Mark Williams, Al-Masad Al-Haidar, Sylvia Marvins, Mousse Sock, Shola Ameyeebi, the black lad's brother.

"embracing sunderland pop culture" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fyp.

Fucking idiot as well.

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3858/ojpz.jpg

We're giving him an office. Let's petrol bomb it.

Should just get Paddy Conroy to sort them out tbh.

TalkSport also pondering whether Ashley is now scrambling around trying to do everything within his power to reverse the agreement. I think they have a point. Has to be the most disastrous PR move ever?

what did they say? Tireisas (can't remember exactly how to spell it) just said "I read Newcastle-Online, we have a "relegationometer" and every year it's about 10!"

Alan Brazil has been quite funny this morning. Keeps saying "I hope Joe's alright" and "Joe, if you're listening, I hope you're okay". Seems utterly convinced, like many of us, that Kinnear has lost the plot and is making it all up.