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Torres can't even square it.

Love it how Torres manages to look extremely average against this lot.

unbelievable. Not even considering sending Gilbert Meriel on ffs.

If he were ten years younger, you think he'd come out of this with a move to a decent team? Not a decent team. Definitely one in a better league than the Tahitian one though.

hahahahahahahahahaha lolz Torrez carnt even scor that agenst Taheetee!

So can we say Vahirua is Champions League pedigree then?

fucks sake beaten at the near post. Meriel would've had it. Poor.

Tahiti changing their 'keeper from the first game and still not going with Gilbert Meriel. Fuck you, Eddy Etaeta.

bet Reina still finds a way to fuck up.

Fancy Tahiti to nick this 1-0.

Hey lads, let's put all this to one side, eh? At the end of the day we can all get ourselves a proper lush suitcase from the clerb.

Is this bloke interviewing Keown coked off his tits?

Ashley will just look Kinnear square in the eye and say, "I'm so in love with you. I'll be forever blue. That you give me no reason. You know you're making me work so hard. That you give me no, that you give me no, that you give me no, that you give me no sooooo-ooo-uuu-l."

inj red inj or orange inj?

Neymar, man. Unbelievable.

NO PLEASE GOD NO. NOT FUCKING WOBBLY EYES.

In the fizzy pop.

Here's Efan Ekoku, who Joe Kinnear sold to Grasshopper for £94bn.

Rather stupid like. David Luiz doesn't stop bleeding either. Put Dante on ffs. He's yet to reach his Peak though.

I've not drank Brahma in fucking ages.

You know that episode of The Simpsons where Smithers is told to take a vacation and it's somewhere slightly tropical looking? That is Mark Lawrenson in Brazil.

Mowbray: Some shit about Rotherham not being as hot as Brazil, presumably where Webb is from Lawrenson: He'll get no Pukka Pies here lololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111eleven!!! Mowbray: guffaw other pies are available Lawrenson: All with cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese hehehehehehehehehe

Dos Santos is dead.

Decent from Mier, there.