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Johnson talking proper small-time. Smiling, saying he’s delighted and it was a good learning experience.

Perfect for a team in red and white who call themselves the black cats, really.

Arsenal joining the illustrious Rotherham United in sticking five past these sad sacks of shit this season.

The bairn scores

Been using his ma’s blunt Bic on his face anarl looking at that ‘tasche.

Big fan of Arsenal installing the PA system from a local dog track.

Daft cunts in Eshington naming their son fucking Denver, man. Honestly

Wonder how Al Pards would’ve described that…

Exactly. Even when they scored and as long as it remained 2-1 they looked susceptible to being cut open at any moment.

Can we stop pretending they’re owt but a set of third division try-hards now?

Got his big coat on now! He’s spied a family on the forecourt!

Mackem mate hates Hume He’s already raging on WhatsApp at that change.

Said it before but I’ll say it again. I cannat look at Lee Johnson and not see the sort of fella offering finance on a year old Vauxhall Astra.

Honestly haven’t got a fucking clue who most of that XI are.

He could be called Cunty McCuntface for all I care. My expectations aren’t going to be lowered on his fucking name. We’re still not in a position to be able to go out and immediately hire the best in the business across every area. Do you you know if he’s had to work within certain parameters at Brighton? No. We’ve had a tea boy/secretary doing everything for years and whenever a new role has been created it’s been down to cronyism.

We might appoint someone called Dan instead of a man called Marc or Michael? What a travesty. What is the world coming to?

Nailed it.

Genuinely doesn’t look like he’s kicked a ball before at times. Seems to get his feet muddled up every time he goes to boot it clear.

Need a candlelit vigil

Troy Deeney, Harvey Barnes.

Why the fuck was the mackem manager sat there? (next to Brian Marwood).

wat

The day is finally worth it for Man City fans, getting to see Jeffrey in the flesh.

How’s that a foul? Almiron came away with the ball?