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Nervous as owt, me. Think it’s weirdly made worse by having to miss it as I cannat make it up due to work. Me old man’s taking his mate. Hope he appreciates the fact he might actually get to experience a win!

Shelvey's goal against Sheffield United the season before last, the last minute penalty at Spurs last season.

“Ooooh, big scary Tory men! I like your food banks! They’re used by needy families, people in poverty… and the scum!”

Nice to see Justin Barnes is still having the local council tree cutters do his fringe

Interesting…

FUCKING INCREDIBLE (but might be Giggs)

Aye it’s Steve Walsh. An inadvertent Newcastle United legend.

The ball’s shit. Get the proper orange one back.

Does Dennis get away with selling Schmeichel that dummy if it’s not snowing? Felt like there was a bit of “he can’t quite see” to it…

I’m about nine miles from the King Power. It’s absolutely bleaching down here and doesn’t look like it’s going to stop either.

Got Wesley, Patrick and Michael on the pitch in the Libertadores final. Shame Enid Blyton's not about to write a tale of their escapades.

How the fuck wasn’t that a foul?

Someone spilt tar on the pitch? Poor Jonjo couldn’t move there

Thinking of that video in training where Howe’s having a go at them for standing still. That’s exactly what’s happening now!

Dubs bailing out Krafth and Lascelles

No cunt fancy going with him like? Christ

Back three of Clark, Schär and Krafth on Tuesday then Kill iz

Lascelles fucking stood still with his arm up, the daft cunt

“Eddie, are they booing me?” ”No sir, they’re saying Boobravka. Booooobravka…!”

Get Manky (I note that’s his nickname from the training video ) on ASAP.

With what?

There’s that beautiful moment when cheese slice is given a yellow card.

“Newcastle have been handed a boost ahead of an important game against Norwich following the suspension of Matt Ritchie”

Just reaffirms we’d have won last week with Dubs in nets.