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Nigel Martyn's tash is mint and John Salako has barely changed.

Biggest game of their season.

Sports Report is even better if its voiced over with a report of some dramatic happening that you're yet to see. Remember being a kid in the car with me dad and they were raving about Kanu's third vs. Chelsea where he won it from that incredibly tight angle.

offer the landlord a "favour" gonna call them up and ask if they'll do us on one telly, Stoke on the other, but with them being the away team, I doubt it. If all else fails theres other pubs nearby (not a good real ale selection though).

Absolutely this.

up already. Proper pumped up for this. Wish I could be there, can't even watch it in the better pub 'cos they'll put QPR-Stoke on the dodgy channel at 2. Fucking howay the lads!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Woodman

Why are they there? for old useless divvys like me fatha who still can't grasp the simple task of putting a barcode under a scanner. Similar problems arise at the self-serve checkouts at the supermarket anarl. He's hopeless

GET INTO THEM! FUCK THEM UP!

all the things that come together to make up match days at SJP, The walk past Greggs on Percy St, seeing the same old boy selling programmes who's been there about 15 years if not longer The beef outside Barker and Stonehouse on her guitar The lads collecting for a local Sunday team The aroma of greasy burgers. You always think you'd fancy one but then remember you'd rather not die The cobbled street out the back of the East Stand. Regularly done my ankle down there, especially in a crowd. The little lad or lass you'll see possibly going for their first time, clad in black and white, clutching their parents hand with a starry-eyed gaze. The buzz in the concourse as people discuss teams/other results People that greet each other at their seats like long-time mates, but more than likely don't have anything to do with one another outside SJP. etc.

Just watched Backroom Battle for this week, Woody reckons when Chelsea moaned about Krul time wasting, Carver said to them (while pulling 'a face') "I seem to remember you lot doing the same against Barcelona last week" and they all just backed down. EDIT: Woody also claiming he spent an hour and a half on the training ground with Cisse 1-to-1 and taught him how to hit it like that. :lol:

What does Dogleash look like?

Expecting a swarm of angry Liverpool fans to just go round London tonight smashing shit up and screaming 'JUSTIIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEE!'

psssssssst, Andy... http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/nov2009/9/9/aspers-the-gate-806336244.jpg Come on kid, come drown your sorrows

Cech still has his scrum cap on man! I'd have taken it off as soon as the whistle went.

need a Liverpool corner with Reina coming up for it, then frantically running back. Always adds drama.

Keepers coming up for corners. Love that, me.

FAO: All mackems. Better than Montgomery, that.

Fantastic save from Cech. Excellent call by the linesman. Did well.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Meireles tightening his shorts man Has to appear as a gif.

lush pass from Henderson.

Tyldsley was begging to scream Gerraaaaaaard there. Tit.

thank fuck you're not our manager then, eh?

2-1. Greasebomb.