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Wesley Hoolahan! Lerl @ Chesney.

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Why? Missed it.. No reason behind it whatsoever.

Phil Brown has just mentioned on Football Focus he'll be at our game tomorrow, in a 'cauldron of 52,000 idiots screaming Newcastle United'. Absolute fucking cunt.

what he means is that we don't start a new thread with an 'enticing' title each time a fresh batch of inane drivel enters our thick skull.

so someone on here knows, or knew, wireside?

Reports that Newcastle United are unable to pay their players after members of the first team were spotted wearing Foot Locker uniforms, sparking a debate as to whether they have got second jobs.

you don't like. It'd be bloody foul.

Blackpool win. Gerrin.

minging first touch by King earlier, thought to myself 'touch like a rapist'. Then realised it wasn't the best description to use.

Introducing the Newcastle United palm tree, loved by Jonas and Papiss. http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/News/Gallery/0,,10278~2760613,00.html

how come when I go on the club website I don't see the kit anywhere?

like it how he gets as far as the dressing room then thinks 'nar fuck, it'll I'll go via the Nou Camp'.

We've just worn the orange kit against Wigan, where we could have gone in black & white. And, yes, Europe indeed. Blackburn away in the Carling Cup anarl. Then opted for the black 'un when we played them in the league.

'tis very smart.

I'd genuinely never heard of the bloke before he started the Legends show. Gates was much better craic. Think I've said before, a mackem mate's dad said he was the worst player in that '73 cup team by a fucking mile.

Horseshit, "Tiote... the hardman, carried off with oxygen. Yet he's fit enough to play again." What a fucking dispicable, horrible, fat fucking ginger prick.

Hi we're Swansea and we come for a place called WALES. ps. do u no wer a welsh club? from wales?

JC as in John Carver? I can't remember the last time I heard someone say a bad word about the bloke. aye, John Carver.

its cringeworthy.

one bitter bastard on Total Sport has just said we don't praise MA, AP or JC when things are going well, yet we're on their back straight away when things don't go well like at the weekend.

we're doing a radio newsday down here as part of the course. Without pushing it, his second goal was one of the main leads of our sports bulletin. Found a Geordie builder on the site up the road who went on and on about it

Shearer's screamer vs. Everton Cisse's tonight. The link between the two? Shola playing his part in both

fucking better than that lanky streak of piss' effort.

GOALChelsea 0-2 Newcastle (Papiss Demba Cisse, 90+ mins) Oh my word. If you thought Papiss Demba Cisse's first goal was good, then wait until you see this one. The Senegal striker is out wide on the left flank when the ball bounces down to him but he does not hesitate, letting fly with an instinctive swerving, dipping shot that leaves Petr Cech clutching at thin air as it flies over and past him, bending under the bar. No keeper could save that - Cech probably wants to applaud it, because everyone else is. Goal of the season? Without any doubt whatsoever.