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aye saw that. It was horrific. Looked nowt like him and the 'Shola' was proper scrawled!

scarf bought for £2 off a Scotsman before the NewcastleGateshead Cup. Any guesses why it only cost £2? http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/491/screenshot20120420at195.png this is canny anarl, what me dad kept. http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/76449_459743224261_614014261_5709904_6068453_n.jpg

what the fuck are you on about you tool?

All Messi's fault, he's fucking shit. - Tyldsley.

now the cunts gone and scored!

fucks sake Drogba!!!

Robbie Savage ‏ @RobbieSavage8 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open He's the only man I've heard scream when I tackled him ! Honestly 6ft3 14stone come on drogbbbba

fucking get up Drogba man.

Barca really starting to turn the screw a bit now.

Still trying to argue it was real by page 9 man, f***ing hell delusion. anybody know how long it is since they played in Europe? 1973. First and last time 39 years, must hurt like 'pley in yewrup every weyk man, cos England's in yewrup innit, daft mag kernt. 9-1. FTM.'

@MirrorFootball: Terry sends one inches past the post. In Martin Atkinson's house, Chelsea are now 1-0 up

he is the spittin dabs of this lad who was the best rave dancer on our estate

Are they going to linger round Rosie's again attacking blokes with their kids?

I like to close my eyes and pretend the pundits are talking about Shola.

Turnaround? He's still shite.

Don't remember this like, thought it was 0-0? Sure it was after the Palermo game? Yes it was, but we lost. Danny Webber scored. We were fucking appalling. It pissed it down. Thankfully I got bladdered on the night time. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/6094108.stm

Glenn Roeder ruined by 18th birthday. Woeful 1-0 loss at home to Sheff Utd.

Sanchez and Messi against Gary Cahill, man.

Benched mate. Drogba starts. Henry Winter's just re-tweeted something saying so.

Congratulations Reading & well done Bayern

Oatcakes taste like shite Hanley is a fucking dump. As are Stoke-upon-Trent, Burslem, Fenton, Longton and Tunstall. Tony Pulis is a cunt, and a stubborn manager to boot. we can both be as immature as one another if you'd like.

On a bus down at 3am Sunday morning, got back 3.30am Monday morning. Still made it to school for 9 and fell asleep in physics first lesson. Got a detention for it.

fancy Bayern to win this tonight, perhaps only by one goal. Still think Real will make the final though.

crash and burn this season 5 f***ing games to go man. Where are we going to 'crash' to? 7th?

I'd fucking love it if Villa went down. I'm believing.