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after the shit smearing stories, can we add 'pew' to the mackem dictionary?

brilliant. Even better coming from someone that slapped Ulrika around.

wonder if the stupid fuckers in the Five Swans have made my bacon sandwich yet...

"I cannot describe to you workings of their minds. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. Or more precisely keys. Keys that belong to whee?'. Winston Churchill on mackems, October 1939.

they're going to Wembley don't you know? Without him and Cattermole. Apparently.

fucking infuriating first half. Just hoofing it constantly. I noticed Colo and Willo sometimes tried to play it out from the back, the hoofing seems to stem from Krul. Whether its Pardew or Woodman telling him to hit it long each time, it needs to stop. Even in periods the back 4 were asking for it to feet and Krul was thumping it long. Cisse wasn't winning anything yet we persisted. Thought the world was gonna end when Ba missed that penalty like. Total relief when the clown prince of Fenham scored. They're dirty cunts and O'Neill is a fucking prick.

best one I've heard so far is about the 'lucky equaliser'. People in glass houses...

reet, am off into town. HOWAY THE LADS!!! :indi: :indi: :indi:

anyone know if the Five Swans will be open at 9.30? Agreed to meet for a brekkie and pint of piss-weak lager...

Tony Fernandes in with the fans, the mad cunt.

talking to a decent mackem now. He reckons their back 4 will be Gardner - O'Shea - Turner - Richardson apparently Kilgallon is crocked.

MON is 60 tomorrow.

thats taking a high line to a new level. Krul on the half way line?

did he hear that from a load of people that went?

time to re-post this old gem The Mackems are coming, Bolt all your doors Hide all your Jewellery under the floors Zip up your pockets, keep eveything tight From a bus loads of thieves - from the Stadium of Shite They'll climb in your garden and riffle your bins Cos they live off Pot Noodle's & Left over things They'll break through your windows and steal all your goods Then go back to their camp in Pennywell Woods Shell Suits still fashion down Sunderland Way Bright House thier saviour with 5 yrs to pay........ They'll wash in the Wear and struggle to cope And they don't understand the reason for soap Their women are grannies when they reach 29 dreaming of holidays on the banks of the Tyne ! As they look in thier mirrors and think what a mess If only I was a Geordie - to that they confess !!!

I went in the Black Garter one night with 2 other mates while the rest of our group fucked off to the hellhole that is 'Mushroom'. They wouldn't serve us unless we signed up for the karaoke the following night. Tried to make us put our phone numbers down too and told us to forget about setting foot in there again if we didn't show

I've got to do my naughty boys speed awareness course in the village of the damned tomorrow morning. Might pop into the town afterwards to see how shite its gotten since I was last there about 4 years ago.

wheyyyy! Hardman Kevin Ball. His son was in the year above Ketsbaia and I at school. Played with him once when our year had subs and some players for his year's team didn't show. He was average at best. Kevin can usually be found hanging about in Chester-le-Street, occasionally stopped by sunderland fans who leave him red faced as they lick his arse about what a 'heeeeyrur' he was/is.

obviously, they all respected him even though he was a Mag and never once sang a chant that mentioned that it was 'a wonderful way to spend Saturday, watching Bobby Robson pass away'.

he's just posted on his photo that he only got £22.50 profit from it.

mates just put this on fbook. http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/425030_10150832289229899_508914898_12559048_117072295_n.jpg he said just before the game, for a 10 min period, Paddy Power had Young 66/1 FGS and 25/1 anytime. He thinks they've dropped a bollock though and doesn't think it'll go through.

[/joke about Pearce going mental and that Hitler video on youtube seeing as though he looks like the Fuhrer]

lolz

decent move