FrenchWilliam

Nope, Jags. Medical must be over, as there are a couple of blokes in NUFC tops walking down Moor Crescent at the mo. Probably scouting for cheap digs. Nice one, sounds like it's a done deal.

Jabs? You mean blood tests right? Nah, flu jabs.

About an hour ago. A mate works at the Nuffield and apparently they're there now getting their jabs.

The old rumour mill's going nuts today. Has no one spotted Deco down Osbourne road? Eto'o getting in a taxi at Teeside Airport?

He did seem to know too much about what the lad was up to, you could have a point. I don't even like Doritos! No denial of knowledge on masturbating gimps though I notice.

http://nufcblog.com/breaking-news-brazilian-cacapa-joining-newcastle/ Aye, the fucker got a retraction in there just as I'd posted. Still agree with Gemmill's assessment of it.

Link btw: http://nufcblog.com/newcastle-too-late-for-brazilian-claudio-cacapa/

Is that not just some gimp sat in his bedroom eating Doritos and masturbating that updates that thing though? Rarely read it tbh, but from having a quick scan around some of the other articles, I'd say you're probably right.

Says Cacapa's signed for a Qatar club on nufcblog.

Unlikely if he was supposed to have been captain for five seasons.

Sounds like it's a done deal if BS is already thinking about when/where to start him.

http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/breves2007/20070730_194839Dev.html He's signed for them this afternoon. According to l'Equipe.

Only if it's true. Which given the usual reliability of the Express, it's probably not.

There's deinfitely something dodgy about this fucker.

Yes. And this 'raid' will be something to do with insider trading imo. And the other two clubs will probably be two clubs who've been taken over recently too.