bobbydazzla

Hallo, hallo, hallo, what’s going on here then ? I think I’ve seen a scam like this before. Twatter goes into overdrive in an attempt to create a bidding war. Why do you do this to yourselves lads & lasses. Just buy a hair shirt and wear that all summer instead. It’ll be less painful than flagellating yourselves about wank Twatter transfer links that never happen.

Says there's a party over here, a party over there, Wave your hands in the air, shake your derriere These three words mean we’re gettin' busy, Whoop, there it is! Hit me!

Terry Mac. Barry Venison.

Cuntsander Cuntak

Was £500k a week

It’s a bit like hayfever. Everyday ailment for plenty of folk but radge as fuck for a minority of sufferers. Sometimes in the summer I can’t even leave the house because the pollen fucks me up so bad, it’s like having a massive panic attack whilst someone’s twiddles tickling sticks up my nose and pours ground pepper in my eyes. No way I could left back for NUFC on those days.

Would have played more games for us if he wasn’t so flaky

Jeepers creepers he’s our 2nd choice keeper

Under weaknesses, you’ve put “eczema”

You know that this means….. Return of the Vlach (There it is) Return of the Vlach (Come on) Return of the Vlach (Oh my God) You know that he’ll be back (Here I am) Return of the Vlach (Once again) Return of the Vlach (Top of the world) Return of the Vlach (Watch my flow) You know that he’ll be back (Here I go)

Heyyyyyyyy Rosssss Willllson, OOOH AHHHH, I wannnnnna knowwwwwwwww, Why you’re so fucking slow

Not even entering a new team, just buying an established but underfunded team and wanting to put the money in that will allow them to compete with the teams that are currently successful and therefore make the drivers championship more competitive.

Ashley took the piss out of the financial side of NUFC by literally giving away some our most valuable commercial assets to his own company. He was allowed to manipulate a related party transaction deal and because it held NUFC back the PL did fuck all. We then get new owners who have the financial clout to re-balance that situation and the PL introduce rules to stop them doing things that they haven’t even tried to do. And PL rush through these new rules before the ink is even dry on the contract to buy NUFC. Cogito ergo sum; related party transactions are fine if they hold you back, but banned if they move you forward. It’s like buying a house that’s a fixer upper and the other residents of the street are allowed to decide how much you’re able to spend on renovating it. All because a small group of them have the nicest houses in the street and don’t want anyone else to have a house as nice as theirs. And the others in the street outside of that small group are just happy to be able to live in the street and don’t want to cause any unrest.

Pray tell, how has that leveraged buyout held back your spending on transfer fees and wages ?