PauloGeordio

Was an epic knee slide

"Honestly Newcastle are just a horrible match up for us. If you asked chatGPT to build the perfect team just to **** us over and accomplish nothing else it would look a lot like them. Brutish in midfield, solid at fullback, rapid on the counter "Worried we might have to take our medicine but honestly idc that much about the Carabao I’m sorry" The thing is as well as being a nightmare to play against its the quality of players. This isn't like playing a Stoke back in the day who would often out muscle us. They played in the Champions league last season. I would be more than happy to have a lot of their team in our squad"

More Arteta tears please.

I'm sure their fans will boycot this no doubt

Don't forget the spray tan!

The 3 Amigos

The human Salmon.

I’ll check it out. Thanks.

If all things were balanced and equal.

What are you using for these?

In Howe we trust.

Liverpool, when Salah goes.

And leaner. It’s all about the optics.

He’d gain a little extra pace too!

"There’s a genuine risk of internet Tottenham and internet Arsenal fans uniting this weekend to attack the PGMOL in some kind of ‘merging of the fannies’ type event. We must all be prepared"

Brilliant!