PauloGeordio

Yeah but we’ve got Neek Pope, this would be crazy of them

Or we get both and Gordon is the smoke and mirrors

Maddison incoming

Deadline day innit. Sky be hard for it!

They’re just letting us know cryptically all is OK

Everton desperate for money, deal all but agreed. Yeah let’s make him train and risk our asset? He’s probably in a hotel somewhere going over the training vids Eddie sent him

Desperate to get here and compete. Perfect!

? Sabic!

I’m loving it ???

? I spy Sabic!

1st rule of shithousery

Let’s face it, our owners are masters at it! I for one love it we’re a shithouse club top to bottom. The world better be ready

Shithousery is what it is!

But you want to like him! First goal, assist or shithousery for us

Gordon doesn’t want the basket case club. He wants the joyride!

He’s running up to Newcastle like Forrest Gump

we knew that. He’s ours. I’m excited to see what Eddie can do with him. Miggy and him will run the fuck out of the opponents defences

This!

feral nasally scouse cunts. Get outta there lad. They’ll be torching his house next. Now if they were chasing down that cockney fraud

Eddies convinced. That’ll do for me

He’ll never be in that position with us. Those days of relegation fights and scapegoating are over thank fuck

He is thinking on, to playing in the black and white stripes for a well managed passionate team and fan base. Good lad. Fuck the Everton road smash