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Can see us doing late business thus window mind

How much is the champions league badge on a kids shirt?

Get more right than the average shite on twitter I'd say

I know he done well at villa and that but fuck me he's about 50 Must be canny depressing to be an Everton fan

That's maxi staying then

Mebbes the likes of Edwards and hope have learnt their lesson cos they usually pile onto the back of a rumour like that. Don't think they said owt on it did they?

Sounds like a right waste of money to me

Geddin another media transfer saga that's neewhere near happening Zzzzzz

Is in France

Picking Tonali up?

Covered his arse in what he said though

I'd be canny dissapointed if we didn't sign a right winger/forward mind

Doesn't track back Doesn't sound like an Eddie Howe type of winger/Wide forward mind

Any other journalists going with this yet or just the original from the telegraph?

Not ideal for a 5 year old kid sitting there 8 hours like

Wait til a reporter says he would be our last attacking signing or some shit. That would heighten the controversial senses

I know people think the betting on transfer is a heap of bollocks and I kinda do myself However skybet have him 1/10 to join us 6/1 + the rest

That's canny mental that like

Can add Big Jow to the left wing as well. Makes you wonder whether Gordon was the right hand forward signing like

Mentioned it before but pre season home games are ideal for kids first games where it doesn't matter if they're dipping in or out for a pee or a bottle of pop etc. 45 quid to take your littleun is mental for a friendly

Then I'd imagine ASM would be out the door like

Chiesa? What have I missed?

Barnes on the left Gordon on the right doesn't really get the juices flowing like

Set to sign but not made a bid Canny Cant wait to see who's the smokescreen for mind

Doesn't look like they're doing individual game tickets 30 quid is a bit steep for someone wanting to just go to one game. Pre season usually ideal for kids first games. Doubt they're gonna sit through 3 or 2 games