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That sequence is something we never really did before the new signings. That would have been 20 yards further back with no real threat. Good stuff. Debuchy's crosses have been poor today.

First 9 minutes were great. Last 10 we've sat a little deeper. Cisse should have scored.

It's gone! Thank fuck.

WELCOME TO ST. JAMES PARK THIS AFTERNOON. do do doooo doo

The music is really irritating. Like having voices in your head. Frank should have scored.

Is the music on the broadcast, but not at the stadium? Some jackass in some little room somewhere doesn't realize he's playing his iPod to the world.

Sounds like an NBA game. What the hell is going on?

Nice footwork from Cisse. I love Moussa.

We'll be ok if the whole game goes like this.

COME ON!

Unfortunately. I'll be stunned if he doesn't.

If Chelsea are still willing to pay some ridiculous amount I wouldn't be against it at this point.

Good news.

Started poorly, had some decent moments, and then was dreadful. On two or three occasions he failed to control a ball an 8 year-old would have no problems with.

Feel the same.

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. 3 POINTS!

Other than the penalty I couldn't tell you a single thing that has happened this half. I'm about to vomit.

We're not even sniffing their half of the field. This is ridiculous.

Twitter saying it was Mapou that made the block. You're back to being useless Jonas. Twitter and the local journos suck.

I LOVE YOU JONAS!!!!!!

Only Nicky Butt can claim a worse bicycle attempt.

Welcome Mapou! Please bring sanity.

I can't breathe.

How does Jonas stay on?

I know hating on Pardew is cool, but not sure I'd blame panic hoofing on him. Oh my god Jonas.