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Sounds like an NBA game. What the hell is going on?

Nice footwork from Cisse. I love Moussa.

We'll be ok if the whole game goes like this.

COME ON!

Unfortunately. I'll be stunned if he doesn't.

If Chelsea are still willing to pay some ridiculous amount I wouldn't be against it at this point.

Good news.

Started poorly, had some decent moments, and then was dreadful. On two or three occasions he failed to control a ball an 8 year-old would have no problems with.

Feel the same.

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. 3 POINTS!

Other than the penalty I couldn't tell you a single thing that has happened this half. I'm about to vomit.

We're not even sniffing their half of the field. This is ridiculous.

Twitter saying it was Mapou that made the block. You're back to being useless Jonas. Twitter and the local journos suck.

I LOVE YOU JONAS!!!!!!

Only Nicky Butt can claim a worse bicycle attempt.

Welcome Mapou! Please bring sanity.

I can't breathe.

How does Jonas stay on?

I know hating on Pardew is cool, but not sure I'd blame panic hoofing on him. Oh my god Jonas.

I'm not completely against this sub.

We better win this game.

The fact we're on a poor run and haven't won away from home contributes to the nerves. Just need to get under control. A goal and half their fans will leave, the other half will shut up.

That might be a good thing - we should wake up.

That was so fucking soft.

Yeah, like night and day. This team would have been 3 or 4-0 up in the 1st half against Reading. Sissoko and Gouffran add movement that we've been sorely lacking.