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I just made one last plea for her to do it pro bono, promising her likely promotion in major UK papers and concluding by telling her she'll be my go-to lip reader for future transcription needs. I'll post her contact form when this doesn't work.

Replied: It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader.

I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds.

What's more shocking is I can't find a lip reading forum anywhere on the internet. There has to be one.

"I know a good buffet...Yeah, follow me."

I forgot what late game anxiety feels like, such is the apathy, but I'm feeling it right now. Please hold on Stoke.

I like the thought of them just standing there holding those signs for 90 minutes.

Waddle is making me furious.

Moses is infuriating.

I'm convinced we're going to score. Stoke need a 2nd badly.

Either Arnautovic or Moses will score.

Ashley looks genuinely miserable.

For posterity, his greatest contribution to NUFC to date. http://www.instagram.com/p/tirTvmG_Vu/

Video of #2 - http://www.instagram.com/p/tirTvmG_Vu/

Highlights from the 1st half: 1. Moses destroying us 2. Dummet's double twirl of confusion 3. Dummet and Krul collapsing simultaneously as if they'd both been shot. Most cohesive thing our defense has done all season.

Moses running at our defenders has to be good for at least one goal in this.

That as obvious a penalty as you'll ever see.

GIF, quickly.

Have a really bad feeling about this game.

Sack Pardew @SackPardew Sounds like #NUFC have requested the closure of the section closest to the tunnel, that usually houses away fans, at the Britannia.

Here's what's visible on the backpage...

If he's serious, If he's joking, it points to a pretty grim future. He wouldn't be joking if he was anywhere close to pulling the trigger.

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