Heron

Had a bust up with Steve Holland, in which he punched the assistant manager.

Traffic delays around Croyden

One of the best things about European aways is the fact that a lot of the bell-ends who aren't bothered and just go to be charva wankers are priced out of it. Brugge was fucking awesome. Thousands upon thousands of Geordies and only like a third of them at the game. The poor Belgians must have thought "WTF is going on?!?!". Missed the Eurostar on the way home and attempted a bit of French to get us back to the UK. Worked like...somehow. Tres bien.

LMAO I remember watching people jump in and through this and despite my pissed state...thinking "What a set of tramps."

The murderer...

Just imagine the James Bond'esque introductions... "The names Bender. Sven Bender."

WTF is he doing with his hair too?!?!?! He looks like an Iced Gem with a pig face to add. M*ckem twat.

Newcastle United subsidising Sports Direct France...lush.

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You done the Begovic goal yet, lol.

Should do the Ramsey one like...great team goal.

We thoroughly deserved to beat them like for me. Contained them and their pressure. Got a little bit of luck when Terry hit the bar but other than that we did virtually everything right and wanted it more than Chelsea. When Shola broke through a new found belief came and as a result we attacked and won the game. The crowd was pissing me off first half, we would keep the ball and they would complain, we would pump it long and they would complain, FFS it's Chelsea t home and we have just been beat in the cup and away at the unwashed, just relax. Pardew got it spot on on saturday and deserves credit for that, despite what we all think of him as a puppet / average manager.

Aberdeen are tearing them to bits like.

with the added bonus that Jonas will not walk back into the team when available I like Jonas too to be fair but he isn't as effective.

They probably are accurate based on whatever parameters have been set. I just think these sort of stats don't really matter a toss. They could play 70 balls over 30m instead of under 10 and created 30 x more opportunities from being direct....

They probably class it as anything over 10metres or something...stupid stats...

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Yeah...but like...no-one gives a fuck about Chelsea...

Fair point but Shola hasn't had the same game time as Cisse. Cisse is fucking hopeless at the moment.

A real workhorse and provides the occasional touch of class. One of my favourite players at the toon at the moment.

He really is playing incredibly s***. Shola is more effective than f***ing Cisse.

WTF.

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Fancy us to put in another decent shift here.

That's one of big Mike's favourite moments too. He is a fan, after all. That fat cunt celebrates every time he eats, surprised he hasn't posted yet...